Official Crysis Demo thread

Funny post i got from crysis-forum.

Something to read while you wait. :D

Topeira said:
Here is my go at trying to foresee tommorow -

the first thing that will happen when the demo counter reaches zero is us start seeing posts like:
"woot. demo out. DLing now"

"DLing too. 2hours to go"

"im DLing on 50BS. wtf? it's gonna take the hole day Sad "

"only 1 hour till demo finished to DL"

"only 34 minutes..."

"only 5 minutes. omg. omg. omg."

etc etc.

than we can see posts like:

"demo down. im installing now. 15 mins to play. woot"

and then:

"8 min..."

"demo installed. im off to play."

and then a flood of comments regarding the quality of the game ranges from:

"this game rocks!! best game ever. crysis ***"

and

"what a piece of 5h;t. worse game ever. u cant drown the turtle and make it spill out the location of the aliens"

to posts like:

"what? i cant run this on my geforce 5200?? i dont understand..."

or

"i thought this game is an MMO..."

and when everyone is done giving first impressions we will start seeing more in depth crits like:

"i think this gun is over powered"

"i think the NKs do really stupid things like they dont throw nades and flank right"

"i can't really go anywhere like i thought i would..."

"i cant run this game on my 12 months old rig. Angry"

and there will be those who will be realistic and face the inevitable fact:

"yeah. they promised a lot of things, but games are never everything they were promised to be\do"

and those who will defend the game with their life (since they bought a 1000$ rig for it):

"you dumb m0#%r fuc$@#r, this is the best game ever you console fanboy. STFU"

or

"this is only a demo. the final game will be better. can you say DEMO??"

and then the game will be out and we will all see that the faults of crysis' demo are exactly the faults of the final game but those of us who can run it will be happy with it either way.


did i miss anything? feel free to add your insights into the forum's future
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You telling me the 24-hour early demo isn't here ? I guess that means the actual demo isn't going to come until Saturday or even Sunday.
 
KNiVES said:
You telling me the 24-hour early demo isn't here ? I guess that means the actual demo isn't going to come until Saturday or even Sunday.
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EA early demo will be out in 6 hours i read.

oh and about EA screwing us over again......

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You can fill in the caption for the picture yourself. ;)
 
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