Ok, so...

[BlastRadius]

Fantastic thread.

You should try exfoliating your member, everyone does it don't they?

*I was in the brown willy thread*

 

[Participant]

Genious.

Oh the ironing.


OP - lawl.

 

[ConTRo13R]

*I was in the brown willy thread*

Should get some t-shirt printing! OCuK?

 

[ICEx21]

You could actually just get some toothpaste and an electric tooth brush..YOINK!

 

[Logsi]

HAHAHA!

Am i reading this correctly, who would post this!?

 

[J.T]

Sorry, you have Aids, and it's the bad aids!

 

[Metalface Mark]

I wouldnt worry about it matey, my penis is bright red and ive never had any complaints.

 

[Shoseki]

I wouldnt worry about it matey, my penis is bright red and ive never had any complaints.

ITS BROKEN!!!

 

[jmhduck]

Dooo it!

He said he wanted it white not raw red

 

[Archy]

Sorry, you have Aids, and it's the bad aids!

Seriously though, lol @ op

 

[Bri]

On a scale of 1-10 how different is it in colour to the rest of your skin? They have anal bleaching so I suppose you could use that on your todger, there's a definite gap in the market.

*goes to check colour of willy*

It's OK, I'm normal

 

[Adsta]

Just felt i needed to post in this epic EPIC thread

 

[Premier]

What would Barry Scott do?

Bang and the Penis is clean

Or Bang and the Penis is Gone!!

 

[uv]

jesus.. just opened this thread at work, and burst out laughing :/

I'm praying the whole thread's a joke.. I mean, even if he did have problems down there, we're not allowed medical threads

 

[antijoke]

What in gods name?

 

[GravyMonster]

Get your 'I posted in the Penis Whitening thread 2008' t-shirts here!

£10 each, paypal accepted.

 

[shauncr91]

If someone on here can think of a real solution, we may have a Dragons Den oppurtunity on our hands here

 

[Shoseki]

Its obviously been in the sun too long... hide it from the sun and it will become pale.

Works for me.

 

[Kerplunk]

Purple helmet?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Sand it down