Ok, so...

GSXRMovistar · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:07

5:30 into this clip explains it all:-

CliffyBiro · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:08

GSXRMovistar said:
5:30 into this clip explains it all:-

I was going to post this but couldn't remember which ep it was.

Tee Hee Johnson · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:11

This is classic!

5*s from me... must find out how to give stars tho!

Rainmaker · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:11

In a few years time, we'll all be wearing T-Shirts saying:

Willy Whitener thread, OcUK 2008
I WAS THERE!

Simply epic lol

Parmesan · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:13

would anyone else find it disturbing if I sad TTIUWP! :confused:

Helios1234 · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:14

Posting so I can be part of a legendary thread. HAHA

Phate · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:14

JoeRiches said:
would anyone else find it disturbing if I sad TTIUWP!

Your not the first mate

Parmesan · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:16

Phate said:
Your not the first mate

should have took the time to read the rest of the posts me thinks....

but first post was disturbing enough...

SB118 · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:16

This is nothing, you should see the chat window on his website.

AtlanticP · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:17

lmao times many

Anyway, here you go: http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/menshealth/204012.html

CliffyBiro · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:18

asim18
The only man who has a willy that wants to imitate Michael Jackson.

Begbie · 23 Sep 2008 at 01:21

craig_kennedy83 said:
This is classic!

5*s from me... must find out how to give stars tho!

Top right of the page dude.

Is this a gap in the market? :confused:

Hequn · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:20

no words.....

Azagoth · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:25

asim18 said:
...the skin on my penis is of a considerably darker shade than the rest of my body, is there any way to whiten it?

I'm still a virgin, and I just realised that a girl might get a bit turned off when she sees it.

Thanks.

Unbelievable, just unbelievable!

You could try penis bleach, it's like that tooth whitening stuff only not as potent. I think you have to ask at the chemist's counter.

Rainmaker · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:30

Azagoth said:
Unbelievable, just unbelievable!

You could try penis bleach, it's like that tooth whitening stuff only not as potent. I think you have to ask at the chemist's counter.

You're so wrong :/ Only schools sell this. Walk into a school and just ask the nearest adult for a bottle of penis whitener. Don't forget to ask if they have any 2 for 1 offers on

Akira · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:33

Roll it in flour.

Or sherbet.

ps3ud0 · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:36

You ever thought of a merkin? Im sure they do blondes or maybe a chestnut brown for you?

I wouldnt go whole hog with a whitening agent, you really need to consider the emotional investment in such a move - use a merkin and be proud that you are a POWW (pre-op willy whitener)...

PA-POWW!!!

ps3ud0 :cool:

KizZ · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:39

Get someone to lick that scunge off.

Rossmac · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:49

Kitchster_uk said:
What would Barry Scott do?

Bang and the Penis is clean

A lot better than "BANG and the penis is gone..."

neoboy · 23 Sep 2008 at 02:59

You know, once in a lifetime a thread like this happens and I just can't think what to say. It's like standing over fresh concrete without any ideas