Ok, so...

[Mat]

Well there I was, just happily browsing the forum, when BLAM!

What in the world possessed you to post that topic in this forum?!

Anyway, the stuff that people use for anal bleaching might do the trip, but definitely go and see your GP...

 

[ICEx21]

Headline on BBC news website: Tragic accident involving man, brillo pad and toothpaste.


I hope it's a serious post and he try's just one of the suggestions out and his mum walks in on him......while she's naked.

 

["andy"]

wasnt expecting this when i clicked the thread !

 

[TheOtherOption]

You crazy crazy guy - why oh why does it matter ... get a tan if you are that bothered - it'll be a lot easier and far less painful way than some of the suggestions made earlier on - although less funny

 

[Solari]

Don't you guys check each other out in the showers/loo's?

Loo etiquette = Stare straight ahead at all times!

So NO!!!111!!

 

[Marf]

Someone change his name to BrownWilly.

Or DarkMeat

 

[silvercut]

Tip-Ex ?

 

[Spyhop]

Leave it in place and go for the body transplant.

 

[Red and White]

On a more serious note, baking powder i.e. Bicarbonate of Soda mixed with Coke should help. Mix up a solution and pour in some Coca Cola which has natural acids in it to help with the bleaching.

Put your penis into it for about 10 minutes a few times a day and within a week you should notice a difference.

hahahahahaha wtf! "on a more serious note" brilliant

 

[chimponarope]

jesus.. just opened this thread at work, and burst out laughing :/

Me too, so now some of my office knows about the OP's problem.

 

[InvaderGIR]

Brilliant thread.

On a serious note shouldn't have thought it's something to worry about though, as has been said, girls really won't care about the colour But if you really are worried then speak to a doctor.

InvG

 

[Wiggins]

As Christmas is not far away, you could.................

 

[Red and White]

sticky this thread.

 

[lookitsjonno]

use an angle grinder

 

[DreXeL]

Epic. Just epic.

 

[Wiggins]

I just realised the pic I posted looks like a naughty toy that grown men buy.

 

[ruffneck]

lol @ cillit bang

 

[Shoseki]

I just realised the pic I posted looks like a naughty toy that grown men buy.

Santa Costume?

 

[Wiggins]

Santa Costume?

Ooooooooh the missus in a Mrs Santa outfit.

Goes looking for one on internetz

 

[Murf]

Thread had potential. 60 "omg have to post this is epic" posts later and I'm terribly disappointed.

Asim18, you have to be joking. If not, I wouldn't worry about it as it's normal. If you're still worried, see a doctor.