Oops - Embarrassing moments.

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

Admiral Huddy

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I don't often get too embarrassed about anything. I remember my 9 year old son asking me what condoms were in a public lav and why they were strawberry flavour? :o "ask ya mum"

Today, I was in a sandwich/coffee house buying some lunch and a coffee like you do. After paying I was moving my way down to the end where the coffees were being served. After a few minutes, a young "rather nice looking" girl presents me my coffee. However, it didn't have one those plastic lid thingys on and I wanted a plastic lid thingy.. So I attempted to place one single handed because my other hand was rather occupied.

The damn thing wouldn't fit on so I pushed it down harder and harder then the laws of mavity got me. The cup seemed to explode on all sides and upwards. Getting me, the nice young lady and everyone within a few square miles it seemed. One women in the queue was soaked and the sandwich bar was pretty much out of action for a few minutes.

"ground, please swallow me whole now" Alll I could hear was ****** **** *** *** etc etc..

I tried to do a Hiro and squinted hard but I was still there.. in that coffee house.. everyone moaning and pointing a finger.

Once the dust had settled.. I asked for a replacement ...
 
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Oppss - am sure we've all had moments like that Huddy :eek:

More importantly did you manage to get the mobile number of the "rather nice looking girl" you drowned in coffee? :D

Edited / to ask if you took any pictures?
 
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we all know you wanted to start a wet t-shirt contenst for the young "rather nice looking" girl
 
I had a very embarrasing moment today :o

I was in Uni in the library doing some group work with mates, we were sat in the silent study area with about 30 or 40 people around us - pretty much dead silent.

I loaded this video as a joke to show my m8, but I didn't realise how loud the volume was on his laptop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syR6klTmETM

When she started shouting about her lollipop I just chucked the laptop towards one of my mates and everyone in the place just turned and stared at us, I was v. embarrassed but at the same time wetting myself!
 
Oh my. Ahhaha.

Clearly the issue was you paying more attention to the "rather nice looking girl" then the coffee.

I did a similar thing in starbucks a few weeks back. managed to punch my mates drink and it got everywhere. Rather embarrassing :(
 
allllec said:
Managed to punch my mates drink and it got everywhere. Rather embarrassing :(
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I managed to do the same while enjoying my first legal pint the other week... Boom! All over the floor, but I managed to get my mate so it looked like he wet himself. :o
 
My Girlfriends dog pulled down the bin and destroyed the plastic bag full of rubbish and when my girlfriends dad went out side to see what was happening the dog was chewing on an old condom :o
 
WotDa said:
I managed to do the same while enjoying my first legal pint the other week... Boom! All over the floor, but I managed to get my mate so it looked like he wet himself. :o
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Meh, you'll have plenty more of these moments to come.
 
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