Oops - Embarrassing moments.

Stelly said:
Ok more like 14 then, she didnt know what a vibro was untill she went for a sleepover at her friends house and her friend whipped out her mum's one... I think its good that she not growing up too fast

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Urgh, i hope they dont share......
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I changed into my comfy basketball kit and donned the Homer Simpson slippers (example).

Burnsy
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DUDE! you have no idea how long iv been looking for a place that sells silly mens slippers there is NO WHERE iv found in months of searching that sell mens big bear paw slippers for example, I want some of those ! Do you know of any other places that sell crazy silly slippers for men ? :D
 
haha how ironic, just read this thread, went to the kitchen to get a glass water, reach over the tap to turn it on, not realising my dressing gown sleave is now hanging under the tap (i.e. the tabs inside the sleave) turn it on full wack YOWWWWZZEER super cold water squirting down my sleave !! foogin soaked now :(, lol
 
Ok, one that comes to mind.

A little while back I went to see a friend at where she works and was going to get a drink from the shop next door, as I walked out of the shop I fell down the step which is only about 2 inches high and fell flat on the floor, I quickly turn to see my friend in fits of laughter, along with her colleague...great...what really topped it off was a bus has just stopped at the traffic lights, full of girls who were now giggling in fits.

Bah :o
 
I was in pub in ireland getting a round of about 5 drinks. The woman behind the bar gets all the drinks poured, puts them on the bar. I pay for them, get my change then go to slide one accross the bar a little to make it easy to carry. Needless to say it didn't want to slide, tipped over and covered the whole of the top of the bar in Harp. A busy pub, customers not very pleased but I put my ignore face on and asked for another pint. £3 wasted.
 
We took a new starter out one lunchtime in his first week only to have him shake a bottle of ketchup...that didn't have the lid screwed on....all over...EVERYBODY. He was mortified.
 
Many years ago I was running some cabling into a customers daughters bedroom, she was 14 I think. I needed to run it behind a bed so asked her dad to help move it. He had been telling me how proud he was of his daughter as she was doing good at school and had a horse she looked after.We moved the bed and saw some empty condom wrappers along with a few sealed ones. Her dad quietly picked them up and put them in a drawer, finished helping me and went downstairs very sheepishly. He then had a blazing row with his wife so I got out as quick as I could.

A few times when installing cable tv (again many years ago) I had to tune in VCR's and show the customer how to record. Imagine the scene a nice house, polite respectful lady and you press play on the video and on comes a pron film :D:D
 
pdw8 said:
Many years ago I was running some cabling into a customers daughters bedroom, she was 14 I think. I needed to run it behind a bed so asked her dad to help move it. He had been telling me how proud he was of his daughter as she was doing good at school and had a horse she looked after.We moved the bed and saw some empty condom wrappers along with a few sealed ones. Her dad quietly picked them up and put them in a drawer, finished helping me and went downstairs very sheepishly. He then had a blazing row with his wife so I got out as quick as I could.
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:o Thats evil aha. evil cable guy.

I rememeber when the guy who came to fix our pump for the hot water tank walked in on me having a 'smoke' :eek: I was like whatever but he was really sheepish. Thankfully he wasnt from the housing agency they wouldn't have been too happy!
 
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