Oops - Embarrassing moments.

Masterdog said:
Embarrassed myself the other day. Had to take a couple of CDs from one department at work to another department, but lost them somewhere along the way. Luckily the boss took the flak for it, but it was close! Hope there wasn't anything important on any of em.
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I was in a long queue in a petrol station once and it got to my turn. I was fumbling about in my wallet for the right amount of money and getting more aware that I was holding everyone up. I put my hand in to my jeans pocket, found the folded note I was ferriting around for and proudly whipped it out of my pocket, up in to the air. Turned out it was a condom packet.
 
Mint_Sauce said:
I was in a long queue in a petrol station once and it got to my turn. I was fumbling about in my wallet for the right amount of money and getting more aware that I was holding everyone up. I put my hand in to my jeans pocket, found the folded note I was ferriting around for and proudly whipped it out of my pocket, up in to the air. Turned out it was a condom packet.
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you do not know how much spit has just come out of my mouth by reading that, i just burst out laughing and it went everywhere lol
 
I took this from another thread about embarassing moments on a different forum;
when there was a firedrill at this club and we were all evacuated, and it was raining. This girl was massively moaning and for some reason i got right up in her face, huge grin and said loudly 'could be worse, at least this isn't the holocaust.' Her friend was in stitches but she looked deeply offended. still don't know why i said that.
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Taken from another forum:

But the most crowning embarassing moment of all:
I was on holiday with my brother in Gran Canaria. After a night of binge-drinking we ended up in some seedy club full of women. Straight away two of them came up to us (they were women of the night) and started asking us if we wanted their services.
Obviously we didn't but they were pushy and one of them managed to get me talking with her. She kept asking me in bad English 'Do you want sex?', 'Do you want drink?', 'Do you want...'
I basically wanted her just to go away so I gave her some money to get herself a drink. As she left, I felt the curry I had eaten move around in my bowels. As I was alone, I decided it was safe to let off a fart that had been building up in me all evening.
I don't know what it was - the curry or the 13 pints of bad beer - but that fart smelled worse than a French gas station toilet. Standing up, I tried to escape the putrid stench.
But to my horror, the woman who had been trying to weasel money out me rushed to my side, desperate to prevent a potential customer from escaping her clutches.
As she approached, she bombarded with me with yet more questions: 'Do you want drink? Do you want...?' All of a sudden she stopped dead in her tracks and her eyes widened in horror as she caught a whiff of the deadly vapours wafting in her lair. 'Do you want toilet?' she croaked.

Needless to say I grabbed my brother and ran out of that place and never returned.
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About a year back at work i went to the toilet which back then was a fairly long trip past possibly a couple of hundred people across a call centre floor & then down a corridor.

This particular day it was a "Dress Down" day, no business dress so i'm just wearing jeans & a T-Shirt.

I noticed walking out that a fair few people were staring at me but thought nothing of it till i got into the corridor & some girl walking the other way looked at me a bit shocked.

I thought to myself "WTF is up", looked down & to my horror the end of my belt (was a really thick cloth one), had managed to get caught under the bottom of my T-Shirt & was sticking out straight ahead horizontally by about 7 inches, but still covered by my T-shirt making it look like i'd got rather excited about something. :( :eek:
 
Iamzod said:
bottom of my T-Shirt & was sticking out straight ahead horizontally by about 7 inches, but still covered by my T-shirt making it look like i'd got rather excited about something. :( :eek:
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coulda been much worse, 7" is respectable size, atleast it was 4", imagine if everyone had thought you had a 4" hardon? haha
 
Last year one of my coursemate had norwalk's virus. He ended up pooing a very watery brown substance in the middle of the chem labs on the floor. Wasn't a good time for him.
 
peetee said:
where the hell are you from?
I wrote a letter to a very annoying young girl in primary school in year 3 calling her lots of anughty words, C being one of them. How the hell didnt she know what one was at 16yr old??? Do you lock her in the basement?
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Ok more like 14 then, she didnt know what a vibro was untill she went for a sleepover at her friends house and her friend whipped out her mum's one... I think its good that she not growing up too fast

Stelly
 
I suppose one of my most embarrassing moment was when I was in Epping Forest one night in the back seat of my car with my girlfriend.. ;) . The car got stuck in the mud and had to call me folks out.. My mum asked what I was doing parked off road like. :D Actually, it was most likely more embarrassing for the girlfriend at the time...
 
Going back a good few years back my best mate and I were watching Swansea City in a match, before the game my mate decided to purchase some magazines of an..er..adult content. Anyway he hides them in his jacket, we were standing in the family terrace as it had the best view, swans score, loads of jumping up and down, magazines fly out centre spread all over the terrace talk about ground swallow up.

Another time again at a swans game, they had a charity collection thing at the turnstiles, buckets etc my mate walks past and claims he has no change for them, during the game the girl with the bucket walks past him just as swans score, again jumping up and down, loads of loose change fly from his pocket to the bemusement of the girl with the bucket.
 
Admiral Huddy said:
"ask ya mum"

the cup seemed to explode

"ground, please swallow me whole now" Alll I could hear was ****** **** *** *** etc etc..

Once the dust had settled.. I asked for a replacement ...
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Lmao, for the ask your mum thing thats classic!!! Predictable but always classic!!!!

The cup Exploding is just one of those things you want to see happen!!

And as for the swearing, i can totally imagine what it was like, and i can imagine what you were like at the exact time..

and as for asking for a replacement, i can just imagine that, you leaning a finger out as to get some attention and then quietly saying "is there any chance i can get myself a replacement, thank you".. LOL!!

Did you get a replacement?
 
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