Pain... I've learnt about pain

Minxy · 1 Aug 2020 at 20:50

I really hope you feel better soon. I don’t think I’d bother getting dressed if I were you, just get yourself to A&E if that cream isn’t helping.

PixieLandGirl · 1 Aug 2020 at 20:54

Diagro said:
Wow dude.
I feel for you. That sounds horrible.
I hope you feel better soon.

Thank you

at least the tramadol makes me sleep a lot

Mcnumpty2323 · 1 Aug 2020 at 21:10

Diagro said:
I bought some cream from amazon. They just delivered it.
It's pretty much a local anastetic.

It's... Made my bum hole numb, as long as I don't move or clench.

I just worry it will wear off in 5 mins.

It will last more than 5 minutes

Get something like germaloid cream
Or similar
The higher the % of lidocaine in it the better

Diagro · 1 Aug 2020 at 23:34

Mcnumpty2323 said:
It will last more than 5 minutes
Get something like germaloid cream
Or similar
The higher the % of lidocaine in it the better

Looks like Anusol is 0.25% and germloid is 0.7%.

I'll get my wife to pick some up tomorrow

Yadda · 1 Aug 2020 at 23:38

Good job on finding something to make your situation better.

Anyone else taking notes, just in case?

Mcnumpty2323 · 2 Aug 2020 at 00:15

Diagro said:
Looks like Anusol is 0.25% and germloid is 0.7%.

I'll get my wife to pick some up tomorrow

Might be something even stronger not sure
But can vouch for germaloid giving almost instant relief for an hour or two
So hope it really helps you mate as it really is an excruciating pain
It rivals my prolapsed discs and sciatica
So definitely not fun at all

Diagro · 2 Aug 2020 at 00:34

Screenbeat said:
Ouch!! How does your butt hole fall out to the point it needs an operation??

Porn industry? Massive butt plugs?

Genuinely curious so I can avoid!!

Really hope you get better soon.

Well, as a younger man, I used to take far too long on the loo. Reading online comics and the like. After all Internet enabled phones were reaching the market.

Over time. This caused simple hemaroidal issues. Delt with with iceing.

Over time these episodes increased to several per year. Each time stretching the tissue around the rectum and inside too.

Ignoring medical advice on proper toilet etiquette continued.

Lead to total prolapse of hemmaroidal tissue each time I used the loo, I physically had to push it back in after each bowl movement.

Then it started to bleed. An estimated 100ml per bowl movement. Sometimes more. Leading to a low blood count and sometimes low blood pressure.

This is the second attempt at fixing the issue. Which included a few procedures at once.
Yea.. Bleeding has pretty much stopped.
The prolapse effect has stopped (they Stiched it all up). But this pain and burning At this moment I can say it wasn't worth it.

I'm sure in a week or two, it will have stopped, and my rectal tissues will have recovered. But for now. FML

Efour · 2 Aug 2020 at 08:26

lol dude wtf.....

Screenbeat · 2 Aug 2020 at 11:56

Diagro said:
Well, as a younger man, I used to take far too long on the loo. Reading online comics and the like. After all Internet enabled phones were reaching the market.

Over time. This caused simple hemaroidal issues. Delt with with iceing.

Over time these episodes increased to several per year. Each time stretching the tissue around the rectum and inside too.

Ignoring medical advice on proper toilet etiquette continued.

Lead to total prolapse of hemmaroidal tissue each time I used the loo, I physically had to push it back in after each bowl movement.

Then it started to bleed. An estimated 100ml per bowl movement. Sometimes more. Leading to a low blood count and sometimes low blood pressure.

This is the second attempt at fixing the issue. Which included a few procedures at once.
Yea.. Bleeding has pretty much stopped.
The prolapse effect has stopped (they Stiched it all up). But this pain and burning At this moment I can say it wasn't worth it.

I'm sure in a week or two, it will have stopped, and my rectal tissues will have recovered. But for now. FML

I wish I hadn't asked!!!

Damn! I'm sure we have all spent too much time sat on the bog but at no point did I think my arse would fall out!!

Like I said before....get well soon bud xx

Diagro · 2 Aug 2020 at 13:47

Efour said:
lol dude wtf.....

What? Lol

ianh · 2 Aug 2020 at 16:28

Well...............thats quite a detailed "my ring kept falling out" post there

d_brennen · 2 Aug 2020 at 16:44

Jeez sitting on the thrown is sometimes the only peace I get... Are you saying my ring is about to drop out?

m@rty · 2 Aug 2020 at 16:46

I think you have just made everyone extremely paranoid about how long they sit on the toilet for

Yrkoon · 2 Aug 2020 at 22:58

sorry to hear about your troubles

Diagro · 3 Aug 2020 at 13:19

Screenbeat said:
I wish I hadn't asked!!!

Damn! I'm sure we have all spent too much time sat on the bog but at no point did I think my arse would fall out!!

Like I said before....get well soon bud xx

Yea. Unfortunately it does happen.
:eek:

Diagro · 3 Aug 2020 at 13:21

d_brennen said:
Jeez sitting on the thrown is sometimes the only peace I get... Are you saying my ring is about to drop out?

No, don't get too worried.

But, if you sit for too long, the blood ends up just sitting in the hemmaroidal tissues for too long. Too long = blood clots. Blood clots = hemmoroids.

If you still ignore the issue... It can become a full on total prolapse of hemmaroidal tissues.

I was an idiot. I'm sure you are all not.

Diagro · 3 Aug 2020 at 13:23

One positive from all this.

I was weighed at the hospital prior to surgery. I was 15st 4lbs.

I weighed myself at home...
Less than a week later I'm. 14st 9lbs.

Im unsure of its fat I've lost or muscle mass as I haven't really moved much in days

Unseul · 3 Aug 2020 at 13:44

Diagro said:
One positive from all this.

I was weighed at the hospital prior to surgery. I was 15st 4lbs.

I weighed myself at home...
Less than a week later I'm. 14st 9lbs.

Im unsure of its fat I've lost or muscle mass as I haven't really moved much in days

Fluids by the sounds of it...

Theophany · 3 Aug 2020 at 14:05

Diagro said:
Well, as a younger man, I used to take far too long on the loo. Reading online comics and the like. After all Internet enabled phones were reaching the market.

Over time. This caused simple hemaroidal issues. Delt with with iceing.

Over time these episodes increased to several per year. Each time stretching the tissue around the rectum and inside too.

Ignoring medical advice on proper toilet etiquette continued.

Lead to total prolapse of hemmaroidal tissue each time I used the loo, I physically had to push it back in after each bowl movement.

Then it started to bleed. An estimated 100ml per bowl movement. Sometimes more. Leading to a low blood count and sometimes low blood pressure.

This is the second attempt at fixing the issue. Which included a few procedures at once.
Yea.. Bleeding has pretty much stopped.
The prolapse effect has stopped (they Stiched it all up). But this pain and burning At this moment I can say it wasn't worth it.

I'm sure in a week or two, it will have stopped, and my rectal tissues will have recovered. But for now. FML

Err, is there a way to take a crap standing up that is easy to learn or should I start my research?

builder22 · 3 Aug 2020 at 14:10

Yeah, it’s called ******** yourself

There must be more to this than just sitting on the toilet for prolonged periods...were you straining the entire time??

e: just googled ‘sitting too long on toilet’
ffs