Pants. And the lack of.

Otacon · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:39

Piggymon said:
If I get drunk enough I'll tell ya at the next meet

/orders some tequila

Pebbles said:
*checks thread*

He's still not owned up??

Name and shame time.

Von Smallhausen · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:40

Piggymon said:
If I get drunk enough I'll tell ya at the next meet

* gasp *

I shall buy you a pint of meths then.

Muban · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:45

suicidle_tramp said:
I think i've got it now!

I'll take your word for it, I still have no idea why chopchop thought razors came into it...... or hair. Perhaps you are all seeing too many double entendres

you do know that 'fur coat' just means fur coat right?

:decides to go back to spanking Otacon instead:

Pebbles said:
*checks thread*

He's still not owned up??

Go on out him!! you know you want to

Von Smallhausen · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:45

Von Smallhausen said:
* gasp *

I shall buy you a pint of meths then.

Von you dirty boy, say sorry !

Von Smallhausen · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:46

Von Smallhausen said:
Von you dirty boy, say sorry !

Sorry !

But if Commando Desmo attempts to open his fly in front of me I shall threaten him with an ashtray.

Piggymon · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:49

Uh Oh .. has Auntie Von had a dwinky winky ?

Garrett · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:52

Perhaps going admiral is like going comando, but whilst aroused?

Von Smallhausen · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:52

Piggymon said:
Uh Oh .. has Auntie Von had a dwinky winky ?

Not yet. 9 pm.

I am just feeling a tad mischievous.

Garrett said:
Perhaps going admiral is like going comando, but whilst aroused

As in up periscope ?

St0rmer66 · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:53

Garrett said:
Perhaps going admiral is like going comando, but whilst aroused?

Hmm, you could be onto something there..

Piggymon · 8 Mar 2006 at 20:57

Von Smallhausen said:
Not yet. 9 pm.

I am just feeling a tad mischievous.

Just a tad ?

Pebbles · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:02

Garrett said:
Perhaps going admiral is like going comando, but whilst aroused?

WELL! Its funny you should say that! Because the reason he calls it Admiral is because apparently thats the reason Nelson had his hand in his jacket all the time...to have a fiddle! Except a) the hand was in his jacket! Right up here *points to chestage* which would mean he'd have to be VERY aroused

and b) he didnt have a hand!

I think I might have been had :confused:

VeNT · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:02

commando, but can we get a poll?

Von Smallhausen · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:04

Pebbles said:
WELL! Its funny you should say that! Because the reason he calls it Admiral is because apparently thats the reason Nelson had his hand in his jacket all the time...to have a fiddle! Except a) the hand was in his jacket! Right up here *points to chestage* which would mean he'd have to be VERY aroused

and b) he didnt have a hand!

I think I might have been had

Was it Nelson who had a little weener or was it Napoleon ?

Aye, Napoleon. Apparently he could do things with ants and not touch the sides.

chopchop · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:19

Muban said:
You like to shave fur coats??? :backs away:

nah, i think fur coats need shaving, that is all.

*edit* sucicidle tramps hit the nail on the head with that pic lol

Muban · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:22

chopchop said:
nah, i think fur coats need shaving, that is all.

AAaaaah I it makes sense now.... I think. You think 'fur coat' referred to hair somewhere on a womans body?!

chopchop · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:24

Muban said:
AAaaaah I it makes sense now.... I think. You think 'fur coat' referred to hair somewhere on a womans body?!

ya. fur to keep you warm u said. thats the only fur i can think off

Muban · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:35

chopchop said:
ya. fur to keep you warm u said. thats the only fur i can think off

The saying 'all fur coat and no knickers' is referring to a woman in a fur coat (the type made from mink) wearing nothing underneath. Come to think of it the sort of woman who would be all fur coat and no knickers probably wouldn't have a 'fur coat' as you put it.

....have I lost you now??

chopchop · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:41

Muban said:
The saying 'all fur coat and no knickers' is referring to a woman in a fur coat (the type made from mink) wearing nothing underneath. Come to think of it the sort of woman who would be all fur coat and no knickers probably wouldn't have a 'fur coat' as you put it.

....have I lost you now??

never heard that saying before. no you havent lost me, but you are making me think naughty thoughts

Roberta · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:42

I only sashayed past this thread and my smutometer exploded.

The usual suspects I presume.

Haly · 8 Mar 2006 at 21:48

Piggymon said:
I went commando once , whilst wearing jeans .....

Not good , actually it was too good which was the problem

LOL

Desmo always goes commando , I have to make sure I pack a pair of shorts for when we room share with people !

Now that was too much information

I'll be scared if we ever room share :eek:

Pants. And the lack of.

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