Parcelfarce

Uther · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:23

Waiting for a delivery today, just checked tracking and it's showing as delivered and signed for!
What a joke they are. I've contacted the company concerned, someone will be enjoying my £88 musclefoods meat order this Christmas. :mad:

tom_e · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:25

Cool Stary Bra.

Cosimo · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:27

Hungry Stary Bra.

tom_e · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:28

Check they haven't left it hidden round your garden somewhere. As those orders have big stickers saying "Do not return to depot".

Mr Jones · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:28

tom_e said:
Check they haven't left it hidden round your garden somewhere.

Because the Garden Gnome signed it?

Josh · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:29

Worst "I workout" thread ever.

Uther · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:29

First order too, just contacted them, asked me to check with neighbours. Nope, drivers obviously wanting some free steak.
Not hidden anywhere, I've been looking out the window like a starving waif and no vans have been around.
******* :rolleyes:

tom_e · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:29

Mr Jones said:
Because the Garden Gnome signed it?

You never know Christmas is a magical time of the year, or on the other hand the driver might have.

Cosimo · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:32

Mr Jones said:
Because the Garden Gnome signed it?

Signed, cooked and ate. A lot of very merry gnomes out there today.

Mr Jones · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:33

tom_e said:
You never know Christmas is a magical time of the year, or on the other hand the driver might have.

Cosimo said:
Signed, cooked and ate. A lot of very merry gnomes out there today.

All that Gains!

Ayahuasca · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:34

He's driving home for Christmas with it.

NvidiaDan · 23 Dec 2015 at 16:37

I ordered something 10AM Monday as Christmas delivery promised if ordered before 2PM.

Wasn't dispatched until last night and the tracking showing it's somewhere in Belgium! :confused:

Uther · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:12

So, on a serious note, as this is the first time ever I have had a parcel disappear, how much of a ball ache is this going to be to sort out?

jono_astra · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:19

Nix · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:19

Farcelporce.

easyrider · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:21

Celfarporce

russell664 · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:21

Porcefarcel

Uther · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:28

jono_astra said:
Might be a genuine mistake and its in the process of being delivered. Tweet the company you also may get a response from them.

'Delivered' at 14.22 so no.

Failing that you will have to go through the retailer as they have organized the delivery.

Yep, just done that.

Ryan-3 · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:28

Signed, Sealed, Delivered, the hams ~~yours~~ gone to the mail man.

Farcelpork.

arctine · 23 Dec 2015 at 17:28

Elforceparc