Pentagon releases UFO footage
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I was first "abducted" in 1987. I was 12 years old. I say "abducted", but it's not like that. Actually, you go willingly. It's scary but it's exciting, too, and they are somehow able to make you feel ok about things. It's not until later that you feel bad or like you've been violated. And they don't do a lot of probing, like raping, or anything like that. That's HOllywood nonsense. They look inside of people sometimes, but they have machines that do it. Not really "machines", but it's like a room where things get done and the walls are...It's hard to explain, so just imagine that all the walls are kind of like x-ray machines? That's the easiest way to describe it.
Sometimes there would be others there and they would be looking into them or they'd put them under and cut them open, but not usually. They took tissue samples from all of us, I think, and they never put your under or give you any anasthetic or anything. They just poke you. With like those things they take samples of the ocean floor? LIke that, but really small. They pull out chunks of you. It's usually done on the butt or on the lower back.
Mostly they talked with me. Just questions and they'd show me things, like television shows and things, and they'd ask me questions about them. I think the walls measure our reaction to things, too, same as they take x-rays. I don't know that, but it's the feeling that I got. They NEVER let you ask questions about what they are doing. Even once I got friendly with a few of them, they just do not like it when you ask them questions. They hate it.
You can't understand their language. It just sounds like "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm". I'm positive that we'll never be able to communicate with them in their language. I should mention that these are the "grays" that you hear about, except they aren't gray. They are sort of beige, and it's clothes anyway. They aren't naked. I don't know if there are others. People say there are, but I've only ever met these. Anyway, you cannot understand them but they can understand you. And they can put thoughts into your head but they can't hear your thoughts. You have to speak to them. They cannot hear very well, or else they are not good understanding English so you have to speak loudly and slowly. I don't know if they understand other langauges, but I'm pretty sure they would. They are interested in all of us, in everything that goes on. They like a lot of things about our culture, too. They like some of our music. Bluegrass is their favorite so far as I've seen. They like it a lot. They LOVE that african instrument that looks like a gourd with 13 strings. LOVE IT. But they cannot stand horns or horn music, so they hate classical music and jazz. I think trumpets sort of sound like their language? It's a feeling that I get, but I've never been able to ask them.
They've taken me up just about every two years, I'd say, since 1987. Just about. Sometimes it's more often, and I didn't go up at all between 1995 and 2000. They usually keep me for what feels like a day, but it turns out to be about four hours. Usually. The longest I stayed with them was three weeks. During that time, they made me make phone calls and "keep up appearances". They aren't really bad...well, i was going to say "people". But they're not really bad people. Or whatever.
The two that I got sort of close with told me to call them Jack and Gina. I don't know if they are male or female or even if they have different sexes. But I know that those aren't their real names. Those are just names that they told me.
They will make contact with Earth on a wide scale in 2021. That's the year when they'll land here, or colonize, or whatever. I'm not exactly sure what their plan is. They don't seem to be evil or dangerous. Their planet is, so they told me anyway, a very long way away. They couldn't explain to me how far, they said, becuase it was too far for me to understand and it was also "close to the side". I have no idea what that meant, but it's always stuck with me. Home is "Too far away for you to understand, but also close to the side." We don't have anything that they want, so they told me. So I don't really know why they come here or why they've taken so many of us up or why they've gotten to be friends with me. They do not have any religion and they don't need oxygen or water or trees or anything, I don't think. They don't eat people. I don't think they want to breed with us or genetically engineer us. I don't know what they want. But they've been coming here for I'd guess at least 10 or 20,000 years. I'm not very good about history and "upper paleolithic" and all that. But they've got video of all sorts of stuff and they showed me video of neanderthals and cro-magnon (which really were JUST like us humans except they all had black skin, way less diversity) and all sorts of other human-like things, Us's, or whatever. And they showed me video of the pyramids being built and this HUGE stone building that I guess is lost somewhere or was destroyed but it was in Europe, I could tell from the video. They have video of them talking with all sorts of people all throughout the history of Earth. They showed me some of them and asked me questions about them but I couldn't understand any of it because I only speak English and even English from 200 or 300 years ago is so different that I could hardly understand it. So I told them that they probably knew more about it all than I did.
I was up three weeks ago. That was the last time. I'm pretty sure that I'll go up again in a couple of years, but I'm not sure after that. The whole "program" or whatever they call it is going to change in July, 2021. I think they said 8th, but it could also have been 18th, I wasn't hearing very well. They weren't trying to intimidate me or even to warn me, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. I hope they don't show the videos they took of me when they first started taking me up, becuase I was so scared and young and they are embarrassing.
Edit...I changed an accidentally racist bit in there that someone pointed out. Changed "They were all black" to "all had black skin, way less diversity".
Edit....No more questions. They are not happy with me. Sorry.
Throaway account, because I'm afraid.
I was first "abducted" in 1987. I was 12 years old. I say "abducted", but it's not like that. Actually, you go willingly. It's scary but it's exciting, too, and they are somehow able to make you feel ok about things. It's not until later that you feel bad or like you've been violated. And they don't do a lot of probing, like raping, or anything like that. That's HOllywood nonsense. They look inside of people sometimes, but they have machines that do it. Not really "machines", but it's like a room where things get done and the walls are...It's hard to explain, so just imagine that all the walls are kind of like x-ray machines? That's the easiest way to describe it.
Sometimes there would be others there and they would be looking into them or they'd put them under and cut them open, but not usually. They took tissue samples from all of us, I think, and they never put your under or give you any anasthetic or anything. They just poke you. With like those things they take samples of the ocean floor? LIke that, but really small. They pull out chunks of you. It's usually done on the butt or on the lower back.
Mostly they talked with me. Just questions and they'd show me things, like television shows and things, and they'd ask me questions about them. I think the walls measure our reaction to things, too, same as they take x-rays. I don't know that, but it's the feeling that I got. They NEVER let you ask questions about what they are doing. Even once I got friendly with a few of them, they just do not like it when you ask them questions. They hate it.
You can't understand their language. It just sounds like "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm". I'm positive that we'll never be able to communicate with them in their language. I should mention that these are the "grays" that you hear about, except they aren't gray. They are sort of beige, and it's clothes anyway. They aren't naked. I don't know if there are others. People say there are, but I've only ever met these. Anyway, you cannot understand them but they can understand you. And they can put thoughts into your head but they can't hear your thoughts. You have to speak to them. They cannot hear very well, or else they are not good understanding English so you have to speak loudly and slowly. I don't know if they understand other langauges, but I'm pretty sure they would. They are interested in all of us, in everything that goes on. They like a lot of things about our culture, too. They like some of our music. Bluegrass is their favorite so far as I've seen. They like it a lot. They LOVE that african instrument that looks like a gourd with 13 strings. LOVE IT. But they cannot stand horns or horn music, so they hate classical music and jazz. I think trumpets sort of sound like their language? It's a feeling that I get, but I've never been able to ask them.
They've taken me up just about every two years, I'd say, since 1987. Just about. Sometimes it's more often, and I didn't go up at all between 1995 and 2000. They usually keep me for what feels like a day, but it turns out to be about four hours. Usually. The longest I stayed with them was three weeks. During that time, they made me make phone calls and "keep up appearances". They aren't really bad...well, i was going to say "people". But they're not really bad people. Or whatever.
The two that I got sort of close with told me to call them Jack and Gina. I don't know if they are male or female or even if they have different sexes. But I know that those aren't their real names. Those are just names that they told me.
They will make contact with Earth on a wide scale in 2021. That's the year when they'll land here, or colonize, or whatever. I'm not exactly sure what their plan is. They don't seem to be evil or dangerous. Their planet is, so they told me anyway, a very long way away. They couldn't explain to me how far, they said, becuase it was too far for me to understand and it was also "close to the side". I have no idea what that meant, but it's always stuck with me. Home is "Too far away for you to understand, but also close to the side." We don't have anything that they want, so they told me. So I don't really know why they come here or why they've taken so many of us up or why they've gotten to be friends with me. They do not have any religion and they don't need oxygen or water or trees or anything, I don't think. They don't eat people. I don't think they want to breed with us or genetically engineer us. I don't know what they want. But they've been coming here for I'd guess at least 10 or 20,000 years. I'm not very good about history and "upper paleolithic" and all that. But they've got video of all sorts of stuff and they showed me video of neanderthals and cro-magnon (which really were JUST like us humans except they all had black skin, way less diversity) and all sorts of other human-like things, Us's, or whatever. And they showed me video of the pyramids being built and this HUGE stone building that I guess is lost somewhere or was destroyed but it was in Europe, I could tell from the video. They have video of them talking with all sorts of people all throughout the history of Earth. They showed me some of them and asked me questions about them but I couldn't understand any of it because I only speak English and even English from 200 or 300 years ago is so different that I could hardly understand it. So I told them that they probably knew more about it all than I did.
I was up three weeks ago. That was the last time. I'm pretty sure that I'll go up again in a couple of years, but I'm not sure after that. The whole "program" or whatever they call it is going to change in July, 2021. I think they said 8th, but it could also have been 18th, I wasn't hearing very well. They weren't trying to intimidate me or even to warn me, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. I hope they don't show the videos they took of me when they first started taking me up, becuase I was so scared and young and they are embarrassing.
Edit...I changed an accidentally racist bit in there that someone pointed out. Changed "They were all black" to "all had black skin, way less diversity".
Edit....No more questions. They are not happy with me. Sorry.
Fascinating stuff, especially this part. Is it the kora that he's talking about? Well, they will love my university since we have a department which specialises in African music. By the sounds of it they like strings but not brass instruments. Understandable. I imagine they'd heard a lot of what earth music has to offer and pointed out their favourites and least favourites. I wonder if it's something about the complexity as well as the tone of the instrument.
One can easily say OMG aliens like earth music lololol that's ridiculous. Why not? It's just tonality and rhythm. If we heard samples of alien music I'm sure there would be some we liked more than others.
As for the predictions of the 8th or 18th, I don't buy it. Purely because these predictions NEVER are correct. Even though the citation of July 2021 looks very good in the light of everything else that's happening, I'd be shocked if that prediction were correct.
EDIT: here's the link in case anyone else is interested, last edited in 2013 https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/.../?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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#Team Jack&Gina FTW!
There's a war coming between the beige aliens and the cats. I know which side I'm on.
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There was a post a few years ago from a russian time traveler. He said the aliens in the pyramid shaped spaceships were evil.
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I'm just reading reddit about July 18th 
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Lysander is trolling now, he's not that daft
Soldato
Another great thunderf00t video for the UFO faithful to froth over
The fact that nothing happens is because it’s fantasy. It’s always fantasy. When I was in school in the 70’s we had texts with stories like this. They all seemed forward looking, they all seemed plausible, they often referenced events that could be perceived as views into the future and they were all total garbage.
With digital media the opportunity for such creativity is vastly greater. It won’t happen, nothing will happen because it never does. One day I’ll be wrong, but that won’t be 18th July I’ll put 50p on it.
I was on the fence about that report, until I saw the that reddit post omg!! i'll look out for the non probing on 8th or 18th sometime in 2021.
"they cannot stand horns or horn music, so they hate classical music and jazz. I think trumpets sort of sound like their language" lol where do they fall with dubstep? And classical music that doesn't have horns in?
Me too! How will we know? Another blurry video or higher-dimensional-alien-human-ascension?
Can they make it the 28th? coz that's payday. I don't wanna needlessly work extra days without pay..
They probably want Now That's What I Call Earth Music! 2.
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"they cannot stand horns or horn music, so they hate classical music and jazz. I think trumpets sort of sound like their language" lol where do they fall with dubstep? And classical music that doesn't have horns in?
Me too!
How will we know? Another blurry video or higher-dimensional-alien-human-ascension?Can they make it the 28th? coz that's payday. I don't wanna needlessly work extra days without pay..
They probably want Now That's What I Call Earth Music! 2.
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Yeah, but it wasn't him who they debunked it was two others who took what he said and started posting their own tales.
Theres a Reddit dedicated to the events leading up to the 18th
Man of Honour
As a minor tangent, it's rather unlikely that all early modern humans(*) in Europe and as recently as ~10,000 years ago had black skin. Most people in Africa, let alone Europe, don't have black skin. The gene variants resulting in pale skin are far older than that (though not always expressed - the genetics for skin colour is a lot more complex than, well, black and white). The far ancestors of humans had pale skin, so the gene variants for it are probably older than homo sapiens itself. It's more likely that the homo sapiens of southern Europe ~10,000 years ago had much the same skin colour as the homo sapiens of southern Europe today. Maybe a bit darker on average, probably a fair bit of individual variation, but very unlikely that all of them had black skin.
Maybe the reason why Halo 3 has been delayed so much is that the devs agreed a combined launch with the big alien reveal party this month. Hopefully they'll release some graphics cards too. Roll on the bona fide alienware
* "Cro-magnon" turned out to be homo sapiens, not a different species. A misidentification in the early days of few samples and no DNA testing.
Maybe the reason why Halo 3 has been delayed so much is that the devs agreed a combined launch with the big alien reveal party this month. Hopefully they'll release some graphics cards too. Roll on the bona fide alienware
* "Cro-magnon" turned out to be homo sapiens, not a different species. A misidentification in the early days of few samples and no DNA testing.
Soldato
that is hilarious.
People must be mentally disturbed to believe nonsense like this. Honestly it looks like a 12 year old wrote it
Man of Honour
This is an epic 3 part talk but whether you believe it or not, I found the discussion quite interesting in the level of detail Clif goes into. I guess this is on=topic slightly perhaps?
For ref, Clif High is the guy who is behind web bot technology using keywords used online and then predicting future events so the guy has some high end credits to his name.
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For ref, Clif High is the guy who is behind web bot technology using keywords used online and then predicting future events so the guy has some high end credits to his name.
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The names Jack and Gina got me
always makes me chuckle when these alien chasers keep banging on about a government conspiracy, and that Reagan signed a deal with them lol If Aliens really were here, they wouldn't be signing contracts haha!
well, let's wait for the 18th shall we
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