Said in jest, besides you bit which says more about you, did you not smell a trap
I went for Pentax as it's fits me to a tee. In fit and finish it's a joy to hold and use.
Nikon are buttons akimbo, they're everywhere and Canon felt simplistic cheap and plasticky, for the price I'd have expected better.
All good! Can't say I feel my D750 has too many buttons... as soon as you get used to the layout then it's very intuitive to change the essentials. All a matter of preference though I guess.
I do so miss focus peaking...
New leaked images of the K-1:
http://photorumors.com/2016/02/13/pentax-k-1-full-frame-dslr-new-pictures-leaked-online/
Rumoured specs:-
Number of pixels: effective 36.4MP
Sensor Size: 35.9 x 24.0mm
Continuous shooting: 6.5 fps
ISO range: 100-204,800
Build-in GPS
Media: SD, SDHC, SDXC
Size: 136.5 x 110 x 85.5mm
Weight: 925g
Nice clean design, looks good. Wonder how big the buffer will be.