People eating butter

Except you said you bought a tub of something, actual butter doesn't come in tubs!
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op's not a connoisseur - but brand is everything to anyone whose into butter ,
like cheese a knob of president or kerrygold would be nice - better on bread though - she carries a knife though (plausible deniability)
 
Butter is nice, but have it with something at least.

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I don’t like proper butter. Every time I go to my dads he has a block of anchor sitting on a butter dish going all soft and melty.

Looks gross. Give me Clover for toast and Vitalite for everything else.
 
The closest I can get to that is when I was a kid. I would sneak into the cupboard to get a tea spoon of butter then dunk it into the sugar pot. Weird but it was equally delicious
 
It depends on quantity here, if i'm buttering bread etc and there's a bit left on the knife then sure i'll lick it off even if it's a reasonable chunk. However sticking a spoon into a tub for a large amount is a bit weird.
 
The closest I can get to that is when I was a kid. I would sneak into the cupboard to get a tea spoon of butter then dunk it into the sugar pot. Weird but it was equally delicious

Sugar sandwiches as a kid with real butter, thought of it makes me heave now though.

Also golden syrup sandwiches.
 
I don’t like proper butter. Every time I go to my dads he has a block of anchor sitting on a butter dish going all soft and melty.

Are we related? What is it with dads and their blocks of Anchor going all soft and melty?

If you're a true millennial you wouldn't think of using anything other than olive spread.

Mods must condemn

(@dLockers am i doing it right?)

I thought that was @hurfdurf
 
Do you know anyone who does this?

Obviously people eat butter as an ingredient, but one of my colleagues asked me to get her a tub of butter from the shops while I was out - OK, no problem - but when I brought it back she proceeded to eat it out of the tub. Is it weird that I've never seen this being done before? Is it common?

Tell her to watch Last Tango again, more carefully... ;)
 
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