pillows.....

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:05

after about a year or so my pillows go flat. normally i just sling them, and buy new ones but this seems really wasteful.

any sensible ways of bringing them back to life?

Sp00n · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:06

Wash and re-stuff them?

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:10

Milkybk said:
Stop biting them so hard?

i'll get your mum a bit of wood to use instead

Cosimo · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:15

Wash your hair before you go to bed each night.

tigerstyle · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:15

Saytan said:
i'll get your mum a bit of wood to use instead

I'm 12, and what is this?

Cosimo · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:17

thepedster said:
I'm 12, and what is this?

Get back to school or I'll tell your mum.

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:19

Milkybk said:
I think it should be a requirement that you must understand how a mum joke works if you want to use them.

it clearly delivers on the level of wit you displayed in your attempt at humour.

Apok · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:19

Saytan said:
i'll get your mum a bit of wood to use instead

You must be a lesbian then.

randal · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:20

Saytan said:
i'll get your mum a bit of wood to use instead

I LOL'd, in fact I still am.

The Dread Pirate · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:20

You need 4 girls in their underwear and somthing for them to fight over!

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:23

Milkybk said:
If the OP has got to her she'll be busy with some wood... I really am strughling to understand what he said!

Hmm... Maybe he's "special".

she can bite down on the wood instead of my pillow. i didnt think i'd have to explain this to a forum of adult geeks.

Will Gill · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:23

Milkybk said:
Mine was aimed at the relevant topic and made sense. Yours made no sense and had a random bit if wood thrown in! It must be hard to be you.

In my humble opinion, his retort trumped your initial effort and was perfectly relevant in the context it was used

that is all

The Dread Pirate · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:25

I got Woo-AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! :eek:

Apok · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:25

Saytan said:
she can bite down on the wood instead of my pillow. i didnt think i'd have to explain this to a forum of adult geeks.

Depends on how it comes across, for me your retort indicated that you didn't have any wood of your own to give to his mum.

That or you have a fetish for exorcist like scenes "jesus will....."

Saytan · 12 Jan 2011 at 14:27

Milkybk said:
Oh no I get the biting bit, however no mothers were involved in the original post. It's easy to spew random your mum jokes out in any tgread. I prefer them to have a referance to a pasty though, just because it's the GD way.

now a pasty would have been a proper nonsequitur

at least i kept buttsekz in there.