Poll: Pineapple on Pizza?

[Chrisc]

You obviously don't like pineapple on pizza

ahaha, i think its more the fries and milkshake

 

[Dis86]

Just wrong. Utterly utterly wrong. Hot fruit in general is wrong.

 

[Bear]

Just wrong. Utterly utterly wrong. Hot fruit in general is wrong.

Nowt wrong with an apple crumble or a cherry pie

 

[Dis86]

In a moment of madness I once ordered a Chicken curry and banana pizza. Then sat remorsefully wondering why I'd done so for the next ten minutes.

When it came, it was actually delicious. The banana added a lovely fresh burst to the flavour.

it was from a place on the Algarve though, so can't really nip for a take out.

I used to work with a guy who loved a chicken tikka and banana chutney sandwich. I thought he was an animal. Then I tried it. It was confirmed.

Tuna and lime pickle is exquisite though.

 

[Dis86]

Nowt wrong with an apple crumble

I can't do it captain! I'm not a fan of Apple based desserts anyway but even a blackberry or rhubarb crumble is a no go.

 

[Unseul]

It's a sin. Simple.

 

[Raymond Lin]

Do not check domino’s website in Japan...

 

[ttaskmaster]

IIRC, 'Hawaiian pizza' was invented by the Canadians...
I have no problem with it myself, and it's certainly one of the more ubiquitous options, so clearly popular.

I'm sure there are dozens of chefs and hundreds of scientific studies that support the "it's wrong" assertions, but people clearly don't give a ****!

 

[Arsonist]

Just wrong. Utterly utterly wrong. Hot fruit in general is wrong.

You better say goodbye to;
- Apple crumble
- Cherry pie
- Warm banana bread
- Spotted dick
- ANY dish containing tomato, so also nearly every other pizza available, bolognaises, lasagnes, curries etc
- Many condiments on hot dinners - Cranberries with your xmas turkey, lingonberries with your Ikea meatballs, apple sauce with pork
- Many curries and stir fries - Mango curry, some stir fries and anything containing sultanas

Etc etc etc. This notion that people have that fruit doesn't belong in hot food is patently wrong both in cultural and culinary terms. It's been done for thousands of years because it works.

But no. Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

 

[Dis86]

You better say goodbye to;
- Apple crumble
- Cherry pie
- Warm banana bread
- Spotted dick
- ANY dish containing tomato, so also nearly every other pizza available, bolognaises, lasagnes, curries etc
- Many condiments on hot dinners - Cranberries with your xmas turkey, lingonberries with your Ikea meatballs, apple sauce with pork
- Many curries and stir fries - Mango curry, some stir fries and anything containing sultanas

Etc etc etc. This notion that people have that fruit doesn't belong in hot food is patently wrong both in cultural and culinary terms. It's been done for thousands of years because it works.

But no. Pineapple does not belong on pizza.

You've just described everything I don't eat like it's some sort of revelation. Apart from tomatoes, but theyre a stealth fruit.

 

[Chrisc]

Do not check domino’s website in Japan...

i immediately regret this. Shrimp and mayo??

 

[BeeP]

Love Ham and Pineapple pizza, half the time I end up leaving bits of Ham and just eating all the Pineapple.

 

[dunker]

why not just put hot oranges and lemons on pizza, surely that'll work

 

[Raymond Lin]

i immediately regret this. Shrimp and mayo??

thats actually quite reserved at the moment, I’ve seen chicken katsu on pizza and a lot of them some reason don’t have a tomato base.

 

[Arsonist]

You've just described everything I don't eat like it's some sort of revelation. Apart from tomatoes, but theyre a stealth fruit.

I'm sorry but tomatoes are still a fruit. Please remove them from the meals you eat. Stop committing culinary appropriation.

 

[arc@css]

Very occasionally, yeah, pineapple on a pizza is fine, but in all other instances, it's a no-go for me.

 

[Dis86]

I'm sorry but tomatoes are still a fruit. Please remove them from the meals you eat. Stop committing culinary appropriation.

Ninja fruit. They're vegetables in drag.

 

[Raymond Lin]

Oooh, this just popped up

 

[Arsonist]

Ninja fruit. They're vegetables in drag.

So you're happy to eat hot fruit as long as they're dressed as vegetables? Now you're being fruitist. Relent to my wokeness and conform to society.

 

[Dis86]

So you're happy to eat hot fruit as long as they're dressed as vegetables? Now you're being fruitist. Relent to my wokeness and conform to society.

Lol. Yeah, I mean there has to be a line somewhere. I mean I wouldn't bang a dude. But put some heels and a wig on him and options start to open up!