Last night I wasn't working (friday gig instead) so I went to look at a club I'm doing in a couple of weeks. Afterwards, I went back to our local for the last ones.
Somebody asked if I'd been working. I told them i'd been looking at a club. This person then proceeds to approach me and starts telling me what my act needs to be like for a big WMC.
I told him I knew, and thank you etc, but I'm quite fine, really, thank you, there's no need to go on , honestly, OK? etc..etc.
He then says, "Well when you did Barlborough Club I only knew about 2 of the songs".
I said, "Well that's hardly my problem. What do you want on a charity night, blood? All I was getting was expenses so I did what i wanted to do. Besides, did you notice the club was full?" (There's usually half a dozen people in)
He said "I'm not saying that, and I know you're a brilliant singer. But you ought to sing more of the greatest hits."
I said "How many shows of mine have you seen?"
"That one at the club last boxing day", he replied
"Boxing day?" I asked, "You mean that Boxing day where I came out and sang Blue Suede shoes, Devil in Disguise, His Latest Flame, Girl Of My Best Friend, GI Blues, It's Now Or Never, Surrender, Viva Las Vegas, and If I Can Dream?
"No, you didn't sing any of them!"
"Well you're not talking about Boxing Day then, are you?" I corrected him.
I then said, "So, you can't remember which show you're criticizing, and you've no idea what other shows of mine were like because you go no further than this village. In fact you didn't come to see me when I did three shows at the pub at the far end of this village?"
"Well I'm not criticizing your show...."
"Yes you are....."
"But I can only go on that one show....."
"Yes but you're only one person."
"Yes, but...-"
"Ne'ermind 'yes but', I'd like to ask you something. Would you go up to any other club act and tell them what to sing?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Well it's their act"
"Exactly, so what makes me the exception?"
"Well it's an Elvis night so people are gonna want to hear the old favourites."
"What about the others who're sick of hearing the oldies? I've just told you: That was one show, and they're not all the same."
I carried on: "Let me tell you something else, I get together with a lot of guys who've been doing this longer than I have. We talk about what works, what doesn't, and what we want them to learn and take home from a show."
"Yes but you lot are probably too focussed on what you like and not what the audience wants..."
" You've simply got no idea what you're talking about. Look I don't want to fall out with you but you're doing a good job so let's leave it at that, shall we?"
"I was just being friendly...."
"Yeah, right

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