Poll: Poll Request: Magick is a lizardman trying to take over the forums. We must act!

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  • Beren is a Lizardman - Ban Him

    Votes: 69 42.9%

  • Beren is delusional - Ban Him Anyway!

    Votes: 34 21.1%

  • Beren is sane but posting the worst trolling ever - BAN HIM!

    Votes: 58 36.0%
  • Total voters
    161
I opened this thread and now I kinda feel as though I've walked in a bunch of guys masturbating together.
 
Beren said:
None - that is the secret of his strategy. By not breaking any rules the dons are powerless to act. We the silent Majority must rise up and make ourselves heard before it is too late!

(Ok so I thought about this for too long while out for a fag earlier. Can't let it go now!)
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You're more annoying. We should ban you.
 
Ban the op!

We must have at him with pitchforks and other farming implements (pigs, chickens and such)!
 
Lysander said:
He actually said he saw a lizardman?

For those that don't know, it refers to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZGh5cCiEF8

One of the most unconvincing things I've seen on the internet. And that's saying a lot.
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magick said:
I've had two experiences directly involving reptilians. Once I was laid on my bed then I felt paralysed and couldn't move. I could see one at the end of my bed though he was 'cloacked' and I could only see the outline of him. Very, very freightening and negative experience, don't wish to go into it anymore.

Another time I encountered one after a prolonged period of meditation. This time the experience was fairly postive i.e. it wan't malicious nor did it have any ill-intent.

I've also twice seen people shape-shift though not to full reptilians. Shape shifting doesn't happen like you probably think it does. It's like for a brief period there face distorts and new facial lines and charateristics appear. It's not a physical tranformation as such but more an overlay appears over the person. Hard to explain unless you see it. Both times this was negative and quite frieghtening.
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Along with shape shifters too.
 
Ulfhedjinn said:
He said he saw one in his room and saw one "morphing" one time.

He also says he's seen UFOs.
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I've seen UFO's. Heck, to see one just ask a friend to find something you don't have, and get him to throw it into the air. Its flying, and its unidentified (by you).
Though this depends on your definition of flying, I suppose.
 
I have to say he's entertaining though.

Just find one of his threads, open a random page and try to understand what on earth he's going on about :p.
 
magick said:
I've had two experiences directly involving reptilians. Once I was laid on my bed then I felt paralysed and couldn't move. I could see one at the end of my bed though he was 'cloacked' and I could only see the outline of him. Very, very freightening and negative experience, don't wish to go into it anymore.
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lol, it's called sleep paralysis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
 
I know that there are people who are far more open and observant about these kinds of things. Their psychic and spiritual channels are clearer - my aunt, who's a medium, is such a person.

I think there comes a point where it's hard to distinguish from the outside if a person is actually having an experience or they're confusing reality with something they've seen or heard in the media. I, for one, do not believe in Lizardmen so I wouldn't believe anyone who said they had seen one, unless they could provide a video or article which holds some water.
 
his threads are a lot more entertaining than other certain "made-up" story *cough* sorry i mean factual threads on here....i advocate a mini-donship for the man :)


edit: it astounds me the power and belief in WIKI on this forum lol!!


lol, it's called sleep paralysis.
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Kittenscake you really didnt explain a thing. All youve done is called something Y that someone else calls X. Zero explanation at all. causal factors or what it is etc etc...


Very little is known about the physiology of sleep paralysis <<from the allknowing wiki
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