Pooing in public

Amp34 · 21 Jun 2013 at 19:38

QlimaxUK said:
some like privacy, not having to stand next to someone

This may explain, I know its not the same issue but the privacy thing applies here

That video is perfect to show neuroticism regarding nudity as seen in the naked hiker thread!

Marky · 21 Jun 2013 at 19:41

Halfmad said:
Are they dead? are they ill? or are they fapping?

It would seem they're just waiting for you to leave before they can let go

yer_averagejoe · 21 Jun 2013 at 19:43

Tom0 said:
I always paper the water, hate it when you drop a torpedo that causes a butt cheek drenching splash back.

This. Do it at home too, plus it stops skid marks

chameleon · 21 Jun 2013 at 19:56

I love it when I'm next to someone who sounds like they are playing the 1812 overture on the trouser trumpet. Ill call out "Can't you play a tune?!"

mrk · 21 Jun 2013 at 19:59

Have people never heard of laying down a few sheets of TP before they drop the Cosby children off to school?

StriderX · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:01

mrk said:
Have people never heard of laying down a few sheets of TP before they drop the Cosby children off to school?

Is this an old saying, cause its weird.

TaKeN · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:02

StriderX said:
I don't do these things in public, i make exceptions for extreme circumstances, but very rarely do have to do such things.

CONTROL YOUR BODY PEOPLE.

Try living with IBS. When you gotta go.. you gotta go!

DoneADougalOnSofa · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:02

The 'Holding Fire' game:
When in the pub loos, if you think there is someone in the cubicle who's restraining the children, simply make a little noise, wash your hands, cough or whatever.
Walk to the door and pull it fully open. Take two steps back, letting the door close itself.
Use the following moments to think of something witty to say when he's finished...
Something along the lines of "Go on, my son!" or, a Jazz-club style "Nice...".

HAz · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:09

yep same problem and it has to be nice an warm too.

Fuzz · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:10

Smart phone + Toilet break = Twitter ****ter

Damn stars :mad:

Guest2 · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:14

I love tearing up trap 3 at work on Monday after a good weekend session. Especially when I know my manager/team leader is in trap 2

buckeejit · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:16

Gonna get flamed for this probably but people who poo in the toilet at work actually annoy me... can you not go before you leave the house?

I couldn't, there's no way.

Guest2 · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:25

buckeejit said:
Gonna get flamed for this probably but people who poo in the toilet at work actually annoy me... can you not go before you leave the house?

I couldn't, there's no way.

Why? I could but would rather go at work and annoy prudes such as yourself

Nexus · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:26

The thing that annoys me most about work loos are when you get those people who have to cover the entire seat in toilet paper before sitting down. I went in one once where somebody had actually left it on. Must have taken ages to make it as it was about half a toilet roll.

davido_labido · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:31

buckeejit.31 said:
Gonna get flamed for this probably but people who poo in the toilet at work actually annoy me... can you not go before you leave the house?

I couldn't, there's no way.

No. I do 8,10 or 12 hr shifts. On my first shift I commute in which takes me around 3 hours, and after work I walk to my dad's which takes around 1.5 hours.

I ain't waiting 16.5 hours for a crap when there are bogs at work.

Stop being so sensitive.

Guest2 · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:33

God help those who have to use festival toilets. At the Download just gone they were not that bad at all but at Leeds a few years back some of them were shocking. I'm talking cable on top of cable on the seat! Hovering was my only solution, with diarrhea left them in a worse state.

mattyfez · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:33

Nexus said:
The thing that annoys me most about work loos are when you get those people who have to cover the entire seat in toilet paper before sitting down. I went in one once where somebody had actually left it on. Must have taken ages to make it as it was about half a toilet roll.

Hahah! we call that 'nesting' where we work

prashantnew · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:34

I hate pooing in toilets that aren't my home toilets! I think partly because I don't like sitting on the seat :-\

Third Opinion · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:38

No chance I am sticking my ass over those pans at work, they are disgusting. I have conditioned my body to only go at times I know I will be at home.

d_brennen · 21 Jun 2013 at 20:39

Freefaller said:
It's just a normal biological function. Why the embarrassment?

This really. I normally don't use public lavatories for defecating. Mainly because of the inevitable urine splashed seat rather than some odd stage fright