Pooing in public

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People on this forum seriously need to grow up.

There are far more important things in life than having to take a Poo.
 
TaKeN said:
People on this forum seriously need to grow up.

There are far more important things in life than having to take a Poo.
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Yes, like moaning at other forum users when their children don't call their front bottoms by an incorrect anatomical term.

Mumsnet we have trolled ourselves to become.
 
In Belgium, I think urinating in the street is allowed. Don't think dropping a log is looked upon favourably though.
 
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Nest is always a given. Even if I am in someones house. I also wont release if other people are in the vicinity unless there is a flush/dryer to muffle the dump.

There is one person I work with who brings his toilet roll with him in his pack up.
 
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It must just be the way I sit on the throne but mine dont splash at all - normally hit that bit infront of the water and slide gently into the... pool?
 
At work I did used to be self concious about people hearing the splash but after hearing some people just let rip I got over it and now don't care who is in the room. Altough I still get bonus points if I time it with the sounds of the hand drier or the squeaky door.
 
I just let rip sometimes it's like splatter sh@t and the flush leaves some splatter so a bog brush and a second flush is in order, when we had new premises built I made sure there was a dividing wall between the toilets and the office and had some heated arguments on why that was needed. I explained that without it the sound of me letting rip would be heard and the toilet fan may not be powerful enough to expel the smell so the wall was included in the plan.
 
Am I the only one who strains to make the loudest noise possible? I like to entertain my fellow toilet users by putting on an accent and using phrases such as "jesus, that had legs on!"
 
buckeejit said:
Gonna get flamed for this probably but people who poo in the toilet at work actually annoy me... can you not go before you leave the house?
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Going to the toilet before leaving home doesn't remove the need to go at work sometimes (especially if you have IBS as mentioned). Also sometimes people can't go before leaving in the morning.

Regarding the "can't let it go if there is someone in the cubicle next to me" situation, this can sometimes result in a mexican standoff where you are sat there for 5 mins praying they will do their business and leave.... meanwhile they are doing the same :)
 
I was on Crib Goch the other weekend and stumbled across a steaming great man turd next to the path, complete with toilet paper stuffed under a rock next to it. This person obviously had no problems about going to the toilet in public! :(
 
So what happens when two plop shy people are in cubicals next to each other, each one waiting for the other to finish? Do you get trapped there in an anti poop loop?

There's a solution to this....shuffling your feet around as the kids hit the pool, and also padding the pool with a pool cover aka tissue.
 
wingman said:
I've yet to find a more satisfying experience than being paid to evacuate my bowels.
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My old manager used to quite literally hold it in all day, until he reached after 10pm by which he would be paid time and a third to take a crap. Take the satisfaction where you can get it, I guess...
 
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