Pooping at work...

Diagro

Diagro

Diagro

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I never have the need to do the deed at home... it always comes on when I get to work so I have to rush to the loo and deposit my daily rate and then rush off again.

Just won't happen at home unless I sit there for 20 mins. .. which doesn't help anyone.

Anyone else have this issue?

*Very random thread created whilst on the loo*
 
I always wear a suit and tie and home, only buy 1 ply paper and make sure the toilet smells so that it feels just like being at work.
 
Solution: 10 minutes before you wanna go, have a smoke.


I find that the body tries to make its own routine and this routine is somewhat reinforced by repetition. I think it can be as much mental as it is physical (especially for you who is just walking into work every time and relaxing somewhat after the journey to work).
 
Diagro said:
I never have the need to do the deed at home... it always comes on when I get to work so I have to rush to the loo and deposit my daily rate and then rush off again.

Just won't happen at home unless I sit there for 20 mins. .. which doesn't help anyone.

Anyone else have this issue?

*Very random thread created whilst on the loo*
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Do you have coffee beforehand? Coffee can have have laxative effects for some people, so check your coffee schedule and see if it has something to do with it.

I always poop at work, usually about 30mins to 1 hour after my first strong coffee.
 
I usually find that I need to poop once I have got to work and had my first coffee of the day. In fact thinking about it, the only time I poo at home is on the weekends!
 
Trained my body to have my daily movement at 6am - just before I hit the shower. Regular as clockwork :cool: People who don't shower after they defecate are disgusting.
 
Eating large amounts can occasionally block work loo's. Have done it a couple of times myself. Always amusing the next day seeing a caretaker for the building talking about someone blocking the pipe with an elephant ****.
 
Avenged7Fold said:
Solution: 10 minutes before you wanna go, have a smoke.


I find that the body tries to make its own routine and this routine is somewhat reinforced by repetition. I think it can be as much mental as it is physical (especially for you who is just walking into work every time and relaxing somewhat after the journey to work).
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I don't smoke.

Rossi~ said:
Do you have coffee beforehand? Coffee can have have laxative effects for some people, so check your coffee schedule and see if it has something to do with it.

I always poop at work, usually about 30mins to 1 hour after my first strong coffee.
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I don't drink coffee or tea

peterwalkley said:
Do you have an unnatural fear of fruit ?
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I love fruit, I have eaten two banana's for breakfast and will have a third with my rice and chicken lunch.

Lost 3LBs since sunday, only 13lb more to go!
 
Have a coffee when you get up, simples! :)

I have lactose intolerance so my bowels are a bit terrible, even the smell of coffee makes me want to go! I hate going elsewhere, especially if im on site at a clients :p
 
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