I was surprised to see r.e.a.d.i.n.g get censord in my post.
Pooping at work...
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I was surprised to see r.e.a.d.i.n.g get censord in my post.
Soldato
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Im the same as the op, i just cant go immediatly in the morning, takes a couple of hours for my bodily functions to get round to the idea.
I do wonder about the silence, as much as the sounds of a man in full deposit are unnatractive, its a natural process and we shouldnt be so ashamed of it.
I do wonder about the silence, as much as the sounds of a man in full deposit are unnatractive, its a natural process and we shouldnt be so ashamed of it.
Agreed, especially if you had nuts or curry the night before or nutty curry, I like a good moan or exclamation when pooping, if women hear I say "see we do know what you go through with childbirth" they always appreciate that.
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I normally stuff a load of toilet paper into the toilet before i go, it cushions the fall and also stops unwanted splash back.
I normally stuff a load of toilet paper into the toilet before i go, it cushions the fall and also stops unwanted splash back.
Nothing wrong with the odd "Neptune's Kiss"
Caporegime
Love a good work poo. My wife thinks I'm a monster because I text her every time to let her know
Caporegime
Love a good work poo. My wife thinks I'm a monster because I text her every time to let her know
Thats funny, I text her every time to let her know too.
Permabanned
Currently not eating carbs so only poo every 2 to 3 days......
Soldato
You need more fibre in your diet.
Man of Honour
You should still be eating boat loads of fibrous veg though being able to poo being one of the reasons.
Caporegime
Years ago used to only poop at home, until I went on holiday and due to an alternative time zone I got into the habit of pooping in the mornings like clockwork. It's continued ever since but now it's always around 10am everyday.
It's also more cost effective to crap at work due to not using bog roll from home.
Gotta watch the overheads!
It's also more cost effective to crap at work due to not using bog roll from home.
Gotta watch the overheads!
Love a good work poo. My wife thinks I'm a monster because I text her every time to let her know
Mine complains as I sometimes update facebook, the last one was that I was having a 'Shart-off with trap 2', mates seemed to find it quite funny though.
When you got to go you got to go, I can poop pretty much any where, but will have to decided first on how i feel it's about to come out, At work any consistency same as at home.
But if in a service station if i can hold i will, never like the bog roll, and always fear full it wont flush after pebble dashing the toilet.
But if in a service station if i can hold i will, never like the bog roll, and always fear full it wont flush after pebble dashing the toilet.
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Caporegime
Simple solution to that is have your boxers back up and be ready to leave so if it does begin to flood you can make a quick exit
Simple solution to that is have your boxers back up and be ready to leave so if it does begin to flood you can make a quick exit
Not sure i could leave with a straight face
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This way , you get paid to do a s***
Soldato
Theres an app you can get that works out how much you get paid to poop.
I dont like pooping outside of the home, but i will do it at work.
I dont like pooping outside of the home, but i will do it at work.
