Pooping at work...

[tom_e]

It's the caffeine in the coffee that gets the old bowls moving.

I don't have any set routine but I do enjoy going for a nice poo at work if needed, the getting paid for it makes it that little sweeter.

 

[adam cool dude]

Normally squeeze one out before I go to work but if I do get caught I always end up sitting down for someone to come in next to me and let rip like they had ten curries the night before. Always put my hands over my ears and hold my breath. I can never make the drop when someone is in the loo either. Need to wait for someone to activate the hand driers or flush the toilet.

Luckily our toilets were refurbished less than six months ago so they are pretty clean.

 

[Akagi]

No wet-wipes at work though. I used to have my own, but I stopped taking them with me cos it seemed to be linked to people throwing fruit at me.

 

[Schizo]

1 at work and 1 at home...best of both worlds

 

[VincentHanna]

People who defecate at work confuse me.

Why? They are literally getting paid to poo.

Having said that we moved offices recently and there's 2 men and 8 women sharing 1 toilet. So I tend to go at home in the morning or after work.

 

[Semple]

Likewise. I use lots of loo roll and don't have to scrub the pan when I leave it looking like the starting grid at Monaco.

Agree to the unlimited amount of loo roll use though.

 

[topgun06]

Workplace toilets baffle me. Every time I walk in, at least one of the three cubicles is occupied. But there is silence. No one pooping, no one wazzing.

Or if you're stood at one of the three urinals and someone walks in, they will go to a cubicle, sit down... and silence.

What do people do in cubicles!!?

 

[soundb0y]

Never poo on your own time.

 

[Lopéz]

People who defecate at work confuse me.

Why?

People who don't shower after they defecate are disgusting.

Why? Exactly how much of it do you spread over yourself in the process?!

 

[VincentHanna]

What do people do in cubicles!!?

Wait for the fruit thrower?

 

[VincentHanna]

People who don't shower after they defecate are disgusting.

I should have known from the Trump thread that you were really odd...

Who showers after every poo?

 

[antijoke]

Never do something for free if you are good at it.

 

[Akagi]

What do people do in cubicles!!?

Some people stop everything until they have the whole room to themselves again, so that their co-workers don't hear them doing the needful.

Other people sit there browsing the internet or texting, effectively in secret. Either to unwind, or just because they had the revelation that they can.

 

[brightside229]

Daily poo at work every single day. Straight after my coffee, 11am like clockwork. I have had complaints about the smell, and even talk of building an outside toilet... But who cares, its natural.

 

[thep02]

People who defecate at work confuse me.

Weirdo, I presume you were just after the attention, like scorza.

 

[Richdog]

Trained my body to have my daily movement at 6am - just before I hit the shower. Regular as clockwork People who don't shower after they defecate are disgusting.

Just loooool at the sheer ridiculousness of this post. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you're on a wind up.

People who defecate at work confuse me.

You too.

 

[Tefal]

i tend to spemnd at least a good hour or two in the bogs at work, maybe 20 mins pooping

 

[thep02]

i tend to spemnd at least a good hour or two in the bogs at work, maybe 20 mins pooping

*******?

 

[Tefal]

*******?

no i watch netflix or just read.

i found a new room for sleeping though now so that may cut into my cubicle time.

 

[randomshenans]

I have a crap when I need one, which tends to be in the afternoon. If that's at work then I can browse the net like a badman, or until my lower legs go numb. Nothing like getting paid to have a casual ****.