Poor man's fry-up

[Pate]

Yep, it was that time of morning when the birds were chirping, I was feeling rough and decided to try and cook a fry up.

Major problem was that I was lacking sausages, black pudding, hash browns etc, basically everything that makes a fry up.

So I stuffed what I could together.

Voila, a poor attempt at a fry up. Went down well enough with some tea and toast.

 

[Jay794]

Looks perfect to me, except way, WAY to many onions! 1 onion is too many IMO

 

[glitch]

Yep, it was that time of morning when the birds were chirping, I was feeling rough and decided to try and cook a fry up.

Do you have some sort of aversion to spoons? This is the second thread of yours where you appear to be stirring your food with a knife.

 

[Pate]

That was half an onion, it was just quite a big onion and I can't cut onion for **** haha.

I liked a bit more onion in this case because along with a tiny bit of chilli powder and a scrape of crushed black pepper, it gave the beans with the peppered potato thingys a nice set of flavour.

Contrasted well with the smoked bacon anyway.

 

[Pate]

Do you have some sort of aversion to spoons? This is the second thread of yours where you appear to be stirring your food with a knife.

We don't have any spoons that I would use to scrape food out for an animal with, let alone cook with.

I use one knife for everything, and a fork which I keep personally clean.

 

[Jay794]

You should have made an omlette and had beans and potatoes on the side

 

[peterattheboro]

You can cook the top of fried eggs by just placing a pan lid over the top of them. Means you don't have to flip them and risk breaking them

 

[Pate]

You should have made an omlette and had beans and potatoes on the side

Not sure how to make an omelette.

You can cook the top of fried eggs by just placing a pan lid over the top of them. Means you don't have to flip them and risk breaking them

That might work if I had a pan lid in the first place.

Seriously though, it's usually fine, I've got the knack to flippin with a knife usually. When I made this, not a lot of attention was being placed upon them.

 

[Craig1981]

You lost me the second you added onions. I HAAAAAATE onions.

Other than that looks pretty good.

 

[d_brennen]

Burst yokes

 

[glitch]

We don't have any spoons that I would use to scrape food out for an animal with, let alone cook with.

I use one knife for everything, and a fork which I keep personally clean.

Pick up a silicone spatula the next time you're in Morrisons/Sainsburys/Tesco etc. Roughly £2 and will save you knackering your pans or stabbing yourself in the face.

It will also improve your cooking. Amazingly.

 

[Glaucus]

How did you bust yokes.

You need to get down supermarket and pick up a few things and keep them in your room.

 

[Pate]

You lost me the second you added onions. I HAAAAAATE onions.

Other than that looks pretty good.

So sad.

I shall have to cook you something without onions at some point.

Burst yokes

Indeed. First time it's happened. Ah well, life goes on.

Pick up a silicone spatula the next time you're in Morrisons/Sainsburys/Tesco etc. Roughly £2 and will save you knackering your pans or stabbing yourself in the face.

It will also improve your cooking. Amazingly.

Meh, I get by with a knife. I might treat myself to some kit at some point, but for now I'll survive.

 

[monkeyspank]

good effort

 

[Jay794]

Not sure how to make an omelette

Basically just throw everything in but wisk the eggs before they go in, and put them in first

 

[Jonny69]

Good effort, bet it cleared the hangover

If you have a grater, you could grate the potatoes and onion and make hash brown. Just fry it all up together until cooked through, plenty of salt and pepper, and it's much better than shop-bought

 

[Cuchulain]

OP is a student? I would've said ***** but even a ***** wouldn't eat anything cooked on that hob. As for using a metal knife on a non-stick coating .. tsch.

 

[Gilly]

Why on earth would you put your beans in the pan? :/

Overdone eggs for the lose.

 

[randal]

Not sure how to make an omelette.

Well, that just cheered me up.

 

[Skillmister]

OP is a student? I would've said ***** but even a ***** wouldn't eat anything cooked on that hob. As for using a metal knife on a non-stick coating .. tsch.

If you think that hobs bad you should see ours. It's a ****ing disgrace but there's no way i'm gonna be the one who cleans it again