fried beans ?
That's actually quite a clever little idea. Top tippery!
get some cheaper olive oil in future and you may be able to afford some sausages!
Stirring a non stick pan with metal? a sharp knife at that?
Thats one sure way to ruin a perfectly good pan!
You are atrocious at cooking.
Have to third the knife on a pan thing.
On the subject of ricers, I've always thought potato for mash should be mashed (by hand) not put through a ricer.
If I want mash then I want mash, not potato puree.