Poor man's fry-up

[Pate]

Good effort, bet it cleared the hangover

If you have a grater, you could grate the potatoes and onion and make hash brown. Just fry it all up together until cooked through, plenty of salt and pepper, and it's much better than shop-bought

It certainly helped me feel less rough anyway.

Great idea on the hash browns, will try tomorrow and post results. So literally just grate both and fry together? wow.

OP is a student? I would've said ***** but even a ***** wouldn't eat anything cooked on that hob. As for using a metal knife on a non-stick coating .. tsch.

Student here. The hob isn't clean, in fact it's filthy, but then again I'm cooking my food in a pan, not actually on the hob so meh. At home I'm fastidiously clean.

And I doubt the pan gives a **** if I'm using a knife to be honest, it's a £1 special from somewhere. There is a really really nice pan floating around somwhere.......but somewhere isn't much use!

Why on earth would you put your beans in the pan? :/

Overdone eggs for the lose.

Saves washing up.

Overdone eggs were great thanks. Not a fan of runny eggs. Put everything as I cooked it in the oven which was heated.

 

[Pate]

Well, that just cheered me up.

Oi, I'm learning!

If you think that hobs bad you should see ours. It's a ****ing disgrace but there's no way i'm gonna be the one who cleans it again

Thank you. I cleaned up a fair bit at first, then after a while I just thought **** it. Not breaking my arse just for people to have the cheek to just leave dirty stuff around.

Keep plate, cup and fork in my room and the rest can go hang.

 

[Hyburnate]

Beans should be in a pot. Overdone eggs with the yoak split yum.

 

[joey1211]

You were either very brave or very stupid to balance your poor man's fry-up on the top of the stairs. Could have gone clunkety-clunk to the bottom and left you with an empty stomach.

Nice try though

Would have cooked the eggs last. They must have been cold after the bacon was done.

 

[Pate]

Beans should be in a pot. Overdone eggs with the yoak split yum.

They were not overdone in my opinion, I like it slighty crispy on each side. ^^

You were either very brave or very stupid to balance your poor man's fry-up on the top of the stairs. Could have gone clunkety-clunk to the bottom and left you with an empty stomach.

Nice try though

Would have cooked the eggs last. They must have been cold after the bacon was done.

Meh, it was the only clean place to take a finished photo. Also the eggs were not cold as I had the oven on, and everything went in there on the plate whilst I was waiting. Meal was hot, like the tea and me.

 

[churchhawk]

Looks good

 

[Haircut]

Great idea on the hash browns, will try tomorrow and post results. So literally just grate both and fry together? wow.

Make sure you squeeze the water out of the potatoes and onions before frying.
Just wrap them in a bit of kitchen paper and squeeze hard until water comes out (assuming you have some kitchen paper!)

 

[Van Hellseek]

(assuming you have some kitchen paper!)

I'd probably use a teatowel. But somehow I doubt he has a clean one...

 

[Pate]

Make sure you squeeze the water out of the potatoes and onions before frying.
Just wrap them in a bit of kitchen paper and squeeze hard until water comes out (assuming you have some kitchen paper!)

Nice tip thanks.

I'd probably use a teatowel. But somehow I doubt he has a clean one...

I'd post a photo of our teatowel, but I think you might be a little grossed out....

 

[joey1211]

I'd probably use a teatowel. But somehow I doubt he has a clean one...

Underpants? Perhaps not.

 

[Haircut]

I'd probably use a teatowel. But somehow I doubt he has a clean one...

I was going to suggest a tea towel, but I doubted he had a clean one as well

 

[Pate]

Underpants? Perhaps not.

Now there's a thought. Bit of potato juice straining might look a bit odd though.

 

[Psymonkee]

Make sure you squeeze the water out of the potatoes and onions before frying.
Just wrap them in a bit of kitchen paper and squeeze hard until water comes out (assuming you have some kitchen paper!)

Even better if you use a ricer

 

[vicisthebest]

Looks a decent breakfast, I'd eat it. I mean, if it was cooked in a sanitary kitchen.

I'm wondering if you used the leaflet as a chopping board...

In some ways I'm so glad I lived at home when I was at uni. Though I did have some friends with very, very clean student houses.

 

[glitch]

Even better if you use a ricer

Why would you use a ricer on uncooked potatoes?

 

[Pate]

Even better if you use a ricer

Genuinely I thought ricers were a slang term for rubbishly modded cars.

Looks a decent breakfast, I'd eat it. I mean, if it was cooked in a sanitary kitchen.

I'm wondering if you used the leaflet as a chopping board...

In some ways I'm so glad I lived at home when I was at uni. Though I did have some friends with very, very clean student houses.

I indeed used the leaflet as a chopping board, far cleaner than the surfaces, and once it's used, just throw it in the bin.

 

[joey1211]

OP is a student? I would've said ***** but even a ***** wouldn't eat anything cooked on that hob.

Never watched 'The Young Ones"?

Goes to clean hob top... na, sod it.

 

[Psymonkee]

Why would you use a ricer on uncooked potatoes?

Grated for hash browns but needs the water removed. Quick squeeze in the ricer and job done

 

[randomshenans]

Genuinely I thought ricers were a slang term for rubbishly modded cars.

That would be for Japanese cars by the way.

 

[glitch]

Grated for hash browns but needs the water removed. Quick squeeze in the ricer and job done

That's actually quite a clever little idea. Top tippery!