Zelda - played WW, and the princess one, have to say, absolute drivel storylines, really wanted to 'get' zelda, and failed miserably, hated them.
Counterstrike - go online, get shot within 0.01 seconds, rinse, repeat, total cack. Oh, and wait 3 hours to get re-connected to some server, happy days.
Burnout Revenge - or any burnout come to think of it. Race around for a bout 3 seconds - crash...after a weeks practice, race around for about 5 seconds...crash...complete pants.
Gears of War - Reviews 90+% all over? gotta be good...erm, it must be a conspiracy, clunky gameplay- hang on, what gameplay? there is none. And the breathtaking visuals? i finished the game, and still waiting to see these amazing graphics, is there a hidden few levels that look totally different in there somewhere?
Final Fantasy - played a few of these over the years, each time thinking, surely, this latest one can't be as bad as the last? Wrong, they're all as dull as dishwater, every one of them made me want to climb in bed with me girlfriends mother, shocking.
Metal Gear Series - had a few tries of these, you read the reviews and think, aye its gotta be great. then you start them, well you think you do, but really, its 3 weeks before you find any gameplay in amongst all the convoluted cut scenes. The bible condensed its story down easier than this