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[Homer_J_Simpson]

Irish shoplifter was found dead under Tesco's

Q. Did you hear about the Dyslexic Atheist with Insomnia???

A. He laid awake at nigh wondering if there really was a dog.

Ten Irishmen were found dead in the Thames, early reports suggest they were attempting the Riverdance.

 

[jonnyg]

why was the first guy Irish? England and Scotland have plenty of shoplifters, I wasnt aware Ireland was famous for them though??

Nevermind, im jus picky..

oh, plus, Che and Spawn 'Post your Fav short joke!'

still very funny though

 

[The_Dark_Side]

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

 

[Sam0r]

Dont know if this has already been posted..

Why do ginger people smell?

So blind people can hate them too!

\o/

 

[alastair84]

wow so many about dyslexics and lepers lol.
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
BooBees!

 

[Homer_J_Simpson]

why was the first guy Irish? England and Scotland have plenty of shoplifters, I wasnt aware Ireland was famous for them though??

Nevermind, im jus picky..

oh, plus, Che and Spawn 'Post your Fav short joke!'

still very funny though

I was not suggesting that the Irish are a nation of thiefs!!!! Read the joke again and you will realise that it is a jibe at the ledgendry Irish stupidity.

HJS

 

[MR_Punk]

How do you confuse a retard???


Purple!

 

[Supercow]

why does a dog lick his nuts?
coz he can

 

[Nickyboy27]

why was the first guy Irish? England and Scotland have plenty of shoplifters, I wasnt aware Ireland was famous for them though??

Nevermind, im jus picky..

oh, plus, Che and Spawn 'Post your Fav short joke!'

still very funny though

I was not suggesting that the Irish are a nation of thiefs!!!! Read the joke again and you will realise that it is a jibe at the ledgendry Irish stupidity.

HJS

jonnyg are you irish??