Post your favourite Simpsons quotes!

Deep · 19 Jan 2011 at 18:58

Blackhawk47 said:
Oh and another favourite.

Barney: "Arghhhh, Natural light...get it off me, GET IT OFF ME!"

Awesome thread btw.

EDIT: Throw these in as well.

That death note one isn't real just so you know.....

imb4tman · 19 Jan 2011 at 19:20

Homer Simpson: Okay Mr. Burns Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

jp_bl_68 · 19 Jan 2011 at 19:24

Lou: Hey Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.
Chief Wiggum: Oh sure, whatever you want, birthday boy.

Nazca · 20 Jan 2011 at 21:49

Just been watching the Haloween special with this great line:

Comic book guy: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds...Oh I've wasted my life.

duc999 · 21 Jan 2011 at 14:34

Grandpa : Kill the boy , kill the boy !

Homer : Thats what dirty vampires deserve

Grandpa : He's a vampire ??? ARGHHHHHH !!! *runs away*

Knubje · 21 Jan 2011 at 15:18

*Homer sat in treehouse after being kicked out by Marge, Lisa brings him a desert and tells him to think long and hard about what hes done wrong*

Homer:
All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.

Homer's Brain:
Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

Homer:
OK. But then we gotta get to work.
[pigs out]

CliffyBiro · 23 Jan 2011 at 14:15

Homer: Three simple words - I. Am. Gay.

PapaLazaru · 23 Jan 2011 at 21:37

Both from "The Simpsons" New Kid on the Block (1992)

Lionel Hutz: This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
Homer: So, do you think I have a case?
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo!

Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

Naffa · 23 Jan 2011 at 22:30

PapaLazaru said:
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo!

Gets me every time.

joey1211 · 23 Jan 2011 at 23:53

Moe: "Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'."

Haiku · 24 Jan 2011 at 00:54

CaptainRAVE said:
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Love that one.

Sinny · 24 Jan 2011 at 01:31

Homer: Does this make me look fat?
Lisa: No it makes you look like a tool of government oppression
Homer: But not fat right?

Davy644 · 24 Jan 2011 at 01:44

(Mulder and Scully watch Homer jogging on a treadmill)
Agent Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. what's the point of this test?
Agent Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.
Agent Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic!
Agent Scully: He's like a lava lamp

Agent Scully: Now we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions, and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes!
(The lie detector blows up.)

I thought the earlier shows were more entertaining,But am hooked anyway just waiting for series 14 to come out I have them all uptp date :cool:

p4radox · 24 Jan 2011 at 11:05

Chief Wiggum: "Can't you people solve these problems yourselves? I mean we can't be 'policing' the whole city."

Nazca · 27 Jan 2011 at 19:02

Ah, just rewatched "A star is Burns". Classic episode with so many quotes:

Homer: Marge, are we Jewish?
Marge: No, Homer.
Homer: Woo hoo!
[grabs a cooked pig, starts carving at it]

Rainier Wolfcastle: On closer inspection, these are loafers.

Mr. Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg!
Smithers: He's unavailable.
Mr. Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent.

...

Mr. Burns: Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo: Er, Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Mr. Burns: Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!

Audience: Boo! Boo!
Mr. Burns: Smithers...are they booing me?
Smithers: Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"
Mr. Burns: Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Audience: Boo! Boo!
Hans Moleman: I was saying "Boo-urns"...

utajoker · 27 Jan 2011 at 20:25

Homer "or what? you'll release the dogs? of the bees?! OR THE DOGS WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTH AND WHEN THEY BARK THEY SHOOT BEES AT YOU!!?!??!"

XPE · 27 Jan 2011 at 23:51

Ice to see you

Dark_Angel · 28 Jan 2011 at 15:19

Homer - "Boy, did you make a prank phonecall to brazil?"
Bart - "No sir, I didn't."
Homer - "CHOKE ON YOUR LIES" and proceeds in strangling bart.

davedarave99 · 28 Jan 2011 at 18:46

gotta be a toss up between ...

Homer: Mmmmmm floor pie!

and

Ralph: Argh Blowback!! (From the simpsons movie)