Post your favourite Simpsons quotes!

Frame352 · 17 Jan 2011 at 12:49

Lenny - There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people...
Karl - I dunno... vengeance is pretty good.

Marge - Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer - Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from Happyland, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [walks out, slams door]
[sticks head back in] Oh, by the way: I was being sarcastic
[slams door]
Marge - Well duh.

Talbs13 · 17 Jan 2011 at 13:37

Homer: Why you little!!!

Bart : QWIDJIBO.

krooton · 17 Jan 2011 at 15:59

Oh snap!

I forgot about these

http://www.kr00t0n.com/Humour/Videos/Simpsons/Season 7/
http://www.kr00t0n.com/Humour/Videos/Simpsons/Season 8/

Twentyone · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:09

Been searching around

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Nymins · 17 Jan 2011 at 16:28

Homer at the chilli eating contest talking to Chief Wiggum:

Homer: Well, Chief, don't quit your day job, heheheh, whatever that is.

afoster · 17 Jan 2011 at 18:40

Garido said:
Are you saying Boo or Boourns?

This.

And also; "Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in."

CliffyBiro · 17 Jan 2011 at 18:44

Lisa, go to your room!

I am in my room.

That was fast.

Masterdog · 17 Jan 2011 at 19:48

Wasn't that one:
'Come on kids, let's go home.'
'We are home'.
'That was fast'.

Nazca · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:33

Can't believe I haven't seen anyone post this one yet. Probably one of the finest moments.

Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had
by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be --
[notes entire kitchen is on fire]
Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day?
In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your
kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: Oh, erm... No.

Cracks me up til this day.

Homer: A Gyme, what the hell's a gyme?
.....Oh, ha ha, a gyme!

CliffyBiro · 17 Jan 2011 at 20:44

Masterdog said:
Wasn't that one:
'Come on kids, let's go home.'
'We are home'.
'That was fast'.

Ahh yes

Naffa · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:08

Nazca said:
Homer: A Gyme, what the hell's a gyme?
.....Oh, ha ha, a gyme!

I admire your taste.

KaHn · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:14

Iam evil homer I am evil homer

KaHn

utajoker · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:30

homer: " we'll get him a new dog, one with an untwistable stomach!"

Naffa · 17 Jan 2011 at 21:46

Marge: "But Homer, what about doggy heaven?"

Homer: "Oh there's no such place! I made it up!" *Cries*

philip2009 · 17 Jan 2011 at 23:18

[Homer On Meeting Aliens] Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Naffa · 17 Jan 2011 at 23:43

Nazca said:
Homer: A Gyme, what the hell's a gyme?
.....Oh, ha ha, a gyme!

XPE · 18 Jan 2011 at 00:16

Bart: you killed zombie Flanders !

Homer: He was a zombie ?

Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! (Runs away)

Homer: Thank you. Come again

Efour · 18 Jan 2011 at 10:52

looool i was going to post the "steamed hams" the "Cromulent" ones and the My name is Mr Burns one. All already done, Brilliant.

Belmit · 18 Jan 2011 at 11:05

Two of my favourite Moe bits:

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: No.
[buzz]
Moe: All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him.
[ding]
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go.
Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
[buzz]
Moe: A date.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner with friends.
[buzz]
Moe: Dinner alone.
[buzz]
Moe: Watching TV alone.
[buzz]
Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
[buzz]
Moe: Sears catalog.
[ding]
Moe: Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
[buzz]

and

*Marge has just mentioned peach crumble as Moe walks up to take their order*

Moe: "You wanna know how to make a peach crumble? Kick it in the groin. Ha! Anyway, what's going on?"

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