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[Malevolence]

We have really aggressive beggars (smackheads, dustheads and alchies from the local Sally Ann) who sit around the cash machines at Sainsbury's trying to intimidate people into giving them money. More than once I've been threatened with a dirty needle because I told 'em to go. Sainsbury's security won't fo anything because every time they move them on they come back and smash windows on the shop, so it's costing them money. The police won't do anything because, and this is straight from the mouth of a local copper, once they do they then have a duty of care to look after these parasites and to keep them fed and watered only for them to be let out again in a few hours with no charges.

They also have a new tactic now too, if somebody falls for their act and does stop to give them cash then another one tries to lift whatever they can out of the person's shopping trolley.

It's got to a point now where a few of my Mother's friends feel too intimidated to go and do their shopping alone.

This one even has a ******* laptop/tablet.

 

[Richdog]

There's so many in my town, I have got used to brushing them off. Most will ask for spare change and not hassle or follow you. But occasionally you get the sob story.. My mother was approached in a restaurant carpark by a guy with a busted leg bleeding everywhere. He asked for money for a cab to get to the hospital. My mum gave him a couple of quid, and then when she got inside the place, the waitress told her she shouldn't have given him anything as he does that scam everyday! The bloke should be doing special effects for Casualty as my mum isn't normally conned so easily.

WTF so it was actually fake blood?

We have really aggressive beggars (smackheads, dustheads and alchies from the local Sally Ann) who sit around the cash machines at Sainsbury's trying to intimidate people into giving them money. More than once I've been threatened with a dirty needle because I told 'em to go. Sainsbury's security won't fo anything because every time they move them on they come back and smash windows on the shop, so it's costing them money. The police won't do anything because, and this is straight from the mouth of a local copper, once they do they then have a duty of care to look after these parasites and to keep them fed and watered only for them to be let out again in a few hours with no charges.

They also have a new tactic now too, if somebody falls for their act and does stop to give them cash then another one tries to lift whatever they can out of the person's shopping trolley.

It's got to a point now where a few of my Mother's friends feel too intimidated to go and do their shopping alone.

This one even has a ******* laptop/tablet.

The fact we even have stuff like this in a country is testament to generations of ineffective policing that have overt time caused the scum on our streets to lose all fear of police and the justice system and given them the freedom to develop new and inventive ways to target normal people. No pressure from the police will breed acceptance and we need a new authoritarian style of policing that will put fear back into the justice system for these scum.

 

[Richdog]

So guys, it's been a while since there was any chav stories. Has lockdown made things in your areas better or worse with regards to chav activity?

 

[theone8181]

So guys, it's been a while since there was any chav stories. Has lockdown made things in your areas better or worse with regards to chav activity?

Im hoping they go extinct. My mrs works in a rough area (orchard park if you know hull). Apparently there was a motorcyclist crash, and before the police had turned up, someone had nicked it.

 

[potatolord]

My old place was lovely but had a halfway house thing for young troubled teens over the road.

There was one of those near where I used to live. After one or two encounters with the residents, I used to take a very long route home to avoid it- it just wasn't worth the hassle.

I pity the poor buggers who live in that street, it must be hell.

 

[alchal]

Chavs have gotten far worse as of late gone from a regular group of 5 and now there is a much larger gang going around.
Bins all getting pinched set on fire.
Buses have had windows put in,drivers threatened.
Had road construction stopped due to some youths pulling a knife on a worker.
Houses windows smashed.
Shop smashed up.
Standing in the road stopping traffic.



Police are powerless,anti social orders have done bugger all to stem the tide of chav scum around my area.

 

[Randomface74]

Grew up in Hull. Gangs of chavs tried to mug me 4 times. My dad had a bad mugging too. Had all the usual encounters too, more than I can count.

 

[Nasher]

My area is usually pretty quiet, but we do get chav incidents a few times a year.

But yea police are pretty much useless at dealing with it. As most of them are under 16 there isn't much they can do. Backwards laws protect "youth" criminals from the public. If they attack someone and come off worse, the victim gets in trouble because they injured a minor.

 

[NVP]

Group of young lads on bikes were terrorising the halfords staff when I went in to buy a balance bike for my son, all crowded the exit and as I left parted like the red sea and asked how much my chain cost #iamtheirking

 

[Stu999]

@Malevolence - have people in your area not heard of mob justice?

 

[EGuitarStar]

This happened last month and I am not too far from this site.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...on-traveller-site-in-orpington-kent-gw2zbvdk2

At the moment it is mainly idiots on stolen mopeds breaking every road law there is to get from point a to b.

 

[nft_99]

The large group of beggars outside my local Tesco do like to fight among themselves, one of these fights was broken up by the fella in the wheelchair, who got up to break up the fight

Will have to mention The Kersal Massive, watch their rap video on Youtube

 

[Richdog]

Chavs have gotten far worse as of late gone from a regular group of 5 and now there is a much larger gang going around.
Bins all getting pinched set on fire.
Buses have had windows put in,drivers threatened.
Had road construction stopped due to some youths pulling a knife on a worker.
Houses windows smashed.
Shop smashed up.
Standing in the road stopping traffic.

Police are powerless,anti social orders have done bugger all to stem the tide of chav scum around my area.

Jesus, that is awful. My old mans village had a similar spree of crime and hooliganism and it was all organised by one lad who is now in prison after trying to purposefully run his girlfriend over. This spree lasted 2 years and made everyones life hell and probably cost hundreds of thousands in insurance claims.

The UK is way too soft on repeat antisocial behaviour and has been for many years.

Will have to mention The Kersal Massive, watch their rap video on Youtube

Dear lord what did I just watch...

 

[potatolord]

Not seeing litter everywhere, hearing kids shouting and swearing at each other across an estate, and fearing for our property every day has still not properly sank in and I find myself stood outside at night and appreciating the silence almost weekly.

Heh , when I moved out of a really bad area to a nice one I couldn't sleep for the first couple of nights as it was too quiet!

 

[Stu999]

The UK is way too soft on repeat antisocial behaviour and has been for many years.

Crime in general. There have been a few stories in the local press near me where people with 100s of convictions are being told by magistrates, “I can see you’re really sorry, now don’t do it again. Don’t worry about going to prison, suspended sentence for you”.

 

[Justintime]

this is mildly true.

As a younger lad i got involved with a few estate girls.. something about the tracksuits and big hoop earrings, gum chewing, being loud and proud, House/dubstep/Jungle music (i'm a rap and roots and dancehall reggae man) etc.. just checked a box for me. Hard work for me as i look like i just came over from Pakistan on a boat but as soon as i mentioned i'm Caribbean descent it softened a lot of them up (they assumed Jamaica but parents actually Guyanese lol).

 

[Dirk Diggler]

I was in my car the other week waiting for my food when an urban pavement comber passed by the car, slowly hoovering up any fag ends she could find. She was moving really slowly and deliberately, having to concentrate really hard on what she was doing. As I watched on, reflecting on how tragic it was to see this, she.... pished herself. Just stood up and there it was, a massive damp patch thinning out as it worked it's way down the back of her legs. She just walked on slowly, listing to one side like something out of Shaun Of The Dead.

I won't lie, I couldn't really enjoy my meal to the max after seeing that.

 

[Richdog]

As a younger lad i got involved with a few estate girls.. something about the tracksuits and big hoop earrings, gum chewing, being loud and proud, House/dubstep/Jungle music (i'm a rap and roots and dancehall reggae man) etc.. just checked a box for me. Hard work for me as i look like i just came over from Pakistan on a boat but as soon as i mentioned i'm Caribbean descent it softened a lot of them up (they assumed Jamaica but parents actually Guyanese lol).

For some reason this really made me laugh, picturing it. What were these chav queens like to date... any amusing insight into their daily life and attitudes?

I was in my car the other week waiting for my food when an urban pavement comber passed by the car, slowly hoovering up any fag ends she could find. She was moving really slowly and deliberately, having to concentrate really hard on what she was doing. As I watched on, reflecting on how tragic it was to see this, she.... pished herself. Just stood up and there it was, a massive damp patch thinning out as it worked it's way down the back of her legs. She just walked on slowly, listing to one side like something out of Shaun Of The Dead.

I won't lie, I couldn't really enjoy my meal to the max after seeing that.

Not even sure that qualifies as a chav story, that's just... sad.

 

[theone8181]

For some reason this really made me laugh, picturing it. What were these chav queens like to date... any amusing insight into their daily life and attitudes?

Hot dog down <insert random street name>.

 

[Justintime]

For some reason this really made me laugh, picturing it. What were these chav queens like to date... any amusing insight into their daily life and attitudes?

Nothing really, i guess planning their future baby numbers to correlate to how big of a council flat they'd get (one of them did this) and one thinking that you could get pregnant orally were sort of red flags. I generally went to better dining establishments than McDonalds and BK and the dress one wore was rather old skool J'Lo esque. I'm no wealthy suburbanite but have lived in a house from day one and had 2 parents who doted over me and made sure i was educated and fed to the max so sometimes the way them and their parents interacted was a bit less 'tight' than i'd say i was accustomed to and one had a little brother openly smoking and having a brew at home at the ripe old age of 13. The cursing, drinking and tattoo culture was a bit new to me as well being so open and a part of life.