Post your past or recent Chav Stories...

Anymore recent stories guys or is the pandemic making everything quiet in the run up to Christmas? :p

Fishermans Pizza said:
Me to I really enjoyed seeing Michael Caine torture those little scroats, there should be more like him unafraid to teach those turds a harsh lesson... Make a full example of them :mad::mad::D:D
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:D
 
Whoameye said:
I certainly do remember the Chavscum forum, and rather well actually. Here is a summary of that forums existence

it ran from 2003 till 2007, when the country all went chav ridiculing mad. The forum was primarily a place for people to vent their frustrations over the sub culture known as chavs. The forum was quite a fun place until the beginning of 2006 happened, when the Chavscum forum was moved onto another server, where for about half a year it was renamed Spazzmonkey.

Up until that point it was quite a fun place to be, for a start it attracted some of the funniest trolls there was, who created some of the funniest threads that got a rise out of people.
But when it became Spazzmonkey, that’s when it really became this crazy insane place. There were a group of people from a forum called Leelad, all of them got banned in 2004 or 2005 in a massive banning cull, but when Spazzmonkey came along, the forum owner and his wife both thought that it would be a really good idea to totally open the floodgates, by

A) Unbanning them all and letting them back on
B) Also making the forum be pretty much lawless with no rules

Now what do you think that resulted in?, yeah a total free for all amongst everybody. This created leeway for the Leelad brigade, people who had serious superiority and mafia complexes, to become the gatekeepers of the forum. They would go along the forum basically looking for any thread that had “chav” in the title, and gang flamed people who spoke of chavs in an unpositive way, calling these posters bigots and bitterly jealous people ect, whilst often mocking goths, emos, grungers and metalists themselves. So the forum just became one big massive school playground and prison yard.

After a while the forum owner finally came to his senses and realised that allowing them back on with no govermenting what so ever, was indeed a right asinine thing to do. He then implemented rules onto the forum, and as time went on issued a second banning cull. These Leelad people would constantly broadcast on their own forum about how they didnt care that they were banned from such a bigot breeding forum in proving this by constantly making threads about their bannings.
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Ahh, a chav lorist and archivist. I did wonder what happened to that place but could never be arsed to check. So many funny photos on there. :)

Whoameye said:
Were you part of the chavscum forum yourself?

I see people in this thread talking about their tales of woe with chavs, and these posts are recent too, like only 2 or 3 years old. But the thing is tho, how do you identify a chav now?. Back in 2004-2006 ect you could spot them a mile away. They wore Burberry and wore much bling round their necks, but chavs have stopped wearing the burberry and bling now. How do you identify them now?, that they are simply teens with anti social attitudes and behaviours?
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ScotchHop said:
CHAV = Council House And Violent. I pity the chav. Most didn't get the best start to life. Younger Gen Y and Gen Z CHAVS, born to GenX chavs, only leave their consoles to buy weed and white cider and are pale with no fitness. Unlike their parents that were outside all the time due to not having the same tech as their children. I mean there is only so much you can do with a speccy right? They listen to that Drill Rap that makes the most badly produced Anarcho punk sound like it is an over produced orchestral masterpiece.

Gen X had it all. Punk, metal, Grunge, Black Metal, Grind/Death, Crust, new wave, Nu Metal, Acid and Rave...even Rap (when it was listenable). What do these disconnected individuals have. Crime and boasting on social media. Sad.
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Hmm that's true, chavs have changed a lot and are now less of a sub culture and thus less identifiable until they open their mouths. I guess it depends where in the country they are from though, as in the poorest and most deprived areas of the UK I doubt much has changed.

I guess chavs must be getting better educated too, although the pandemic probably had a tragic (and I really mean that) effect on many that had to stay at homes to be further influenced by friends and uneducated parents.
 
Whoameye said:
The chavscum forum ended in late 2007, a fair amount of the chavscum people and leelad people went and joined a forum called Random Banter. Random Banter tho mainly consisted of people from the Channel 4 forum, which came to an end itself around the same time. Random Banter was run by one of the ex channel 4 members. Random Banter ended in 2017 i think.

One of the leelad members called Brian Peppers, use to respond to anybody that tried to make a thread that made a point against chavs or about chavs, by simply responding with "define chav?", even though he had been on chavscum since the beginning. But when he did that, he was just trying to trap you into commiting to an argument that he knew he could win, so cunning rhetoric there. Because yeah, its impossible to make an essay about what defines a chav, without anybody being able to pick any holes in it, because what defines a chav is not based on objective facts, its based on commonly accepted opinion, and anything based on an opinion can always be disagreed with.

I mean if you tried it, by starting it off with

Chavs usually dress in trackies and sports clothes, he would respond with Oh, so anyone who wears sports clothes is a chav then?, what about all those people that go to sport centres wearing sports clothes, oh i guess their chavs too. And if your next bullet point was Chavs tend to be poorly spoken, and tend to sound thick when they talk , he would respond with Maybe their a normal person who just so happens to have speech difficulties, or maybe they have some sort of handicap. You're begining to sound like an extreme right wing bigot now.

But he wasnt clever doing that, the same could be done with, if you tried to define goth, for example. Goths dress entirely in black clothing, where the response could be , ah right, i guess Johnny Cash is a goth then, cause he wears all black.
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Ok thanks, I think I definitely know enough now.
 
Jean-F said:
I was about fifth on the taxi rank at Liverpool St. station years ago, when a young chav appeared at my window, and said, “I want to go to Stoke Newington, pick up my mate, then go to Edmonton.”
He was wearing the ubiquitous drab grey track suit, and his neck and forehead were liberally decorated with tattoos, he didn’t look like he had enough money for a bus, let alone a Black Cab.
I said, “You have to take the first cab on the rank.”
He said, “I’ve asked them all, no one will take me.”
I said, “I tell you what, give me £40, and I’ll take you, if it’s less than £40 on the meter, I’ll give you the change back.”
He said, “You can’t do that, I know the law, you can’t refuse me, I’ll find a copper.”
I said, “Go on then, the nick is in Bishopsgate.”
Christ knows where he went, but I took a couple with two kids to Great Ormond St. hospital.
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I'd say you made the right call!

Lysander said:
I used to work in a place which had a team for those leaving care. Mostly teens. Before they started working on the site some builders came to wall off their office, I had no idea why.

It soon became clear it was because their "client base" were total chavs. I have never seen people who were so rude, brash and selfish, and violent to boot. It was a real culture shock.

Three things stand out. One girl who was incredibly loud and rude, I have never met anyone like her before or since. She was utterly shameless. One day she came into the place with two bags FULL from Boots. I said to her, "that's a lot of shopping" to which she said, "I nicked it all". Apparently she just went into the shop, filled the bags and walked out. The guards did nothing. That was just another day for her.

Second was a girl who came to collect her weekly allowance, very pretty but with a real problem attitude. When she had to wait too long she got irritated. I heard her shouting from the other side of the building YA BAMBACLAT, a massive BANG and a scream. She had kicked in the door to the housing office and the glass pane had slid down like a guillotine on her ankle and severed her Achilles tendon. There was blood all over the floor. An ambulance had to come and take her away. She was back six weeks later still shooting her mouth off and trying to hit people with her crutches.

The third was a girl who would also come to collect her money. One day she got tired waiting and jumped over the front desk and tried to use the phone to shout at her housing officer. She stopped coming soon after that because we were told she'd been busted for heading a masked moped gang.

Needless to say I'm glad I don't work there anymore.

True, reminds me of one of the other girls in the place. Again, very attractive, and one day I noticed she had braces, I commented on them and she said it was because her boyfriend had punched her in the mouth and she needed to have her teeth put back in. I initially thought, "what a *******" but then one doesn't know what led up to that point.
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Dude that is an epic post and the reason this thread continues to deliver. :D
 
Woohoo I forgot about this thread. Any new stories guys? :)

eddiemcgarrigle said:
I think you'll find Rude Boys is a slang term for Jamaican neds (chavs, street thugs).

The term ned is most encompassing - Non Educated Delinquent. ;)
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Hah is that what it actually means? You learn something new every day. :D
 
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