Where's Von Smallhausen when you need him. Good effort Ali although posting on here in preference to dancing with an attractive girl is not one of your better ideas.
I can't believe I'm awake after only about four and a half hours sleep and jeez .... I feel rough
I looked in the mirror this morning to find that I've had a full eye transplant! The eyes that was looking back at me from the mirror never had any white parts around the edges but instead resembled a road map of north west Wales Funnily enough my head is pounding but it's not from the amount of drink that I consumed ... it's from the bloody little brats outside that are buzzing up and down the street in a little electric jeep and screaming at the top of their voices Even the clacking of my keyboard seems loud
I'm off to make something to eat and then I'm getting back to my scratcher for another few hours.
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