Pub Quiz Names - Witty, rude, and down right wrong...

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:24

If you have any rude ones, try and improvise with the words, or star it out. I need some good suggestions for my team name next Monday.

One that made me laugh was 'There's no I in Team, but there's a U in **** (slang for a female body part!)'

And the overused, Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Anyone got some original ones?

Shoei · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:31

all ways the classic "Norfolk 'n' good"

Bean0 · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:31

One I've used before...

Piston Broke

[DOD]Asprilla · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:32

Since our work bar quiz is on a Tuesday and I like to encourage teams to come every week, our team is sually called See You Next Tuesday.

TheDean · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:33

One of the best ones I ever came up with was in the middle of the John Leslie scandal: 'John Leslie's Wheel of Misfortune'

Azagoth · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:37

We used "Suffolk 'n' close" for some time, before that it was "Satan's Lime Green Underpants". There was an all girl team in the league called "The Menstrual Cycle Display Team" which I found amusing.

Skeptic · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:41

At Christmas time; 'They tried to make me go to Rehab...I said 'Ho Ho Ho'

~>Dg<~ · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:43

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semi-pro waster · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:49

A pretty common one but at my local there is usually a team called "My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box". Or "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look".

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:50

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look"

Perfect

Should get a few laughs. Anyone able to top this?

This is another that gets used a bit... "Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber"

Fiocca · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:53

Menaustral cycle display team has been used a few times by us.

A few others are "I last sucked my mums nipples when i was.." then the scorer reads out your score hehe

Ken dod's dads dogs dead.

Real ale madrid.

semi-pro waster · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:55

Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:57

semi-pro waster said:
Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

Nearly the most I've laughed in my own company. It's embarrasing.

Fiocca · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:58

semi-pro waster said:
Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

Lmao

So wrong

TheMightyTen · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:59

I've seen a few "Moist Kent" in my time doing Pub quizes but it always makes me smirk.

platypus · 26 Feb 2008 at 14:59

When we did the pub quiz at the student union in Manchester, we'd go with a new (and obviously rude) name every week. Can't off the top of my head think of many, but they were generally one we'd think up.

Something like "Clive Anderson's lost hair", or "We stole the answers earlier", etc.

Kristoph · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:00

Semi-pro-waster - you've taken the show.

penski · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:08

"Inter Yermam"

"I like to have sex with boys aged..." (announcer reads score)

"Buy one get one free at the bar tonight"

"The Joey Deacon Hit Squad"

*n

TheMightyTen · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:14

penski said:
"The Joey Deacon Hit Squad"

Wierd, I hardley ever hear his name mentioned anymore and that's the second time today :eek:

Good old Blue Peter, back in the days when they didn't cheat with competitions and I could truly give my rags and old clothes to a good cause not some thieving eastern block gypos with a fake charity

iamdjdz · 26 Feb 2008 at 15:16

I have altzeimer's but at least I don't have altzeimer's.