Pub Quiz Names - Witty, rude, and down right wrong...

[Kristoph]

If you have any rude ones, try and improvise with the words, or star it out. I need some good suggestions for my team name next Monday.

One that made me laugh was 'There's no I in Team, but there's a U in **** (slang for a female body part!)'

And the overused, Fat kids are harder to kidnap.


Anyone got some original ones?

 

[Shoei]

all ways the classic "Norfolk 'n' good"

 

[Bean0]

One I've used before...

Piston Broke

 

[[DOD]Asprilla]

Since our work bar quiz is on a Tuesday and I like to encourage teams to come every week, our team is sually called See You Next Tuesday.

 

[TheDean]

One of the best ones I ever came up with was in the middle of the John Leslie scandal: 'John Leslie's Wheel of Misfortune'

 

[Azagoth]

We used "Suffolk 'n' close" for some time, before that it was "Satan's Lime Green Underpants". There was an all girl team in the league called "The Menstrual Cycle Display Team" which I found amusing.

 

[Skeptic]

At Christmas time; 'They tried to make me go to Rehab...I said 'Ho Ho Ho'

 

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[semi-pro waster]

A pretty common one but at my local there is usually a team called "My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box". Or "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look".

 

[Kristoph]

"I'm not a gynecologist but I'll have a look"

Perfect Should get a few laughs. Anyone able to top this?

This is another that gets used a bit... "Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber"

 

[Fiocca]

Menaustral cycle display team has been used a few times by us.

A few others are "I last sucked my mums nipples when i was.." then the scorer reads out your score hehe

Ken dod's dads dogs dead.

Real ale madrid.

 

[semi-pro waster]

Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

 

[Kristoph]

Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

Nearly the most I've laughed in my own company. It's embarrasing.

 

[Fiocca]

Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

Lmao So wrong

 

[TheMightyTen]

I've seen a few "Moist Kent" in my time doing Pub quizes but it always makes me smirk.

 

[platypus]

When we did the pub quiz at the student union in Manchester, we'd go with a new (and obviously rude) name every week. Can't off the top of my head think of many, but they were generally one we'd think up.

Something like "Clive Anderson's lost hair", or "We stole the answers earlier", etc.

 

[Kristoph]

Semi-pro-waster - you've taken the show.

 

[penski]

"Inter Yermam"

"I like to have sex with boys aged..." (announcer reads score)

"Buy one get one free at the bar tonight"

"The Joey Deacon Hit Squad"

*n

 

[TheMightyTen]

"The Joey Deacon Hit Squad"

Wierd, I hardley ever hear his name mentioned anymore and that's the second time today

Good old Blue Peter, back in the days when they didn't cheat with competitions and I could truly give my rags and old clothes to a good cause not some thieving eastern block gypos with a fake charity

 

[iamdjdz]

I have altzeimer's but at least I don't have altzeimer's.