Pub Quiz Names - Witty, rude, and down right wrong...

[steviec]

If it's a Woman quiz master:
"Mike Hunts Big & Hairy"

 

[Azagoth]

At one recent pub quiz, we weren't allowed to have "We sold Madeline McCann to to the Moroccan slave trade" yet another team were allowed to have "Leah Betts died in Ecstasy"!

 

[semi-pro waster]

At one recent pub quiz, we weren't allowed to have "We sold Madeline McCann to to the Moroccan slave trade" yet another team were allowed to have "Leah Betts died in Ecstasy"!

It does seem a bit hypocritical but two things count against you there - Leah Betts was older (and the death, while unfortunate was self-inflicted) plus it is comparatively speaking quite a long time ago so people are less sensitive about it.

 

[Wang]

We are always known as the "Super Snortin' Powder Rangers" on a quiz night.

 

[TriedandTested]

Smarty Pints.

 

[Luseac]

Some of the recent ones I can remember:

"Quiz on my face"
"Micheal barrymore's swimming team"
"Hilliary's a hater"

 

[Tefal]

find a medic and get him/her to tell you the name of the condition that means you can't do repetitive actions like clapping, it's long and amusing

 

[Kaed]

If ever our team had to stand at the bar, we'd call ourselves 'Last Orders'

So when the points were read out the quizmaster would say

'Last orders at the bar...' - to a lot of shocked faces

 

[PinkFloyd]

My personal favourite was a mates team once:

"I've got enough ******* yoghurt to shampoo a mammoth."

Have used "mass debate" before aswell.

 

[laiman]

My mates and I are firm fans of "The Cunning Linguists" its subtle and clever and smutty all at once!

 

[mbbriggs]

I played against a team called 'Eric Wang's epic wang'. Needless to say, it raised a smile!

 

[Kitchster_uk]

We had a team of scousers who we called 'Munich was not a disaster' at our Union quiz. Similarly, the Mancs went with 'It's just, a little crush'.

 

[poopots]

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[Vonhelmet]

One up the bum, no harm done.

They were back next week and called:

Two up the bum, double the fun.

 

[Archangelus]

"Braindead but Beautiful"
"We're only here for the beer"
"I might be fat but you, sir, are ugly"

 

[Perywinkle]

Team thrush
Because we're a bunch of irritating *****

 

[JonnyT]

Was in a team with my mate Josh and his dad John & we were called 'Josh's Johnnies'

 

[yer_averagejoe]

a pretty good one for a freshers week pub quiz is "feel a little fresher every day"

 

[Ekim]

"Fat kids always win at see-saw"

 

[el_dazza]

Me and a mate used to go pub quizzes a bit, we were called JD + Coke.

J (Jon), D (Darren), and both drinking it! Suited us well.