Pub Quiz Names - Witty, rude, and down right wrong...

[[FnG]magnolia]

"It's not rape if you shout 'surprise!' first" - Glasgow pub, 2007, true story.

 

[Siliconslave]

a couple of years back we won best team name with "Sadam's privates prepare for bush invasion"

 

[Kristoph]

I have altzeimer's but at least I don't have altzeimer's.

Pretty good. Too many to choose from now, gnna have to save this thread and use them each week.

 

[iamdjdz]

Rohipnol raiders.

 

[Lashout_UK]

Interminan

Dammit, Penski just beat me with a variation

 

[jackthezipper]

"It's not rape if you shout 'surprise!' first" - Glasgow pub, 2007, true story.

What pub quiz you go to?

Anyway:

"Stingray from neighbours killed steve irwin"

We generally try to take one from a tv show/film each week and change it to quiz theme. We're boring like that:
"Mickey loves a quiz"
"I love it when a quiz comes together"

Had some obscure ones for the quiz guys to work out aswell.

 

[Kristoph]

double post

 

[aeT]

"Louise Woodward and the Baby Shakers"

 

[aeT]

Double post

 

[gumbald]

We went for things for the quizmaster to say.

"I'm the quizmaster and I think that team are awesome."

"I'm the quizmaster and I like men."

 

[The Dread Pirate]

"Stingray from neighbours killed steve irwin"

"Stingray deny any Involvement in Urwin death"

 

[Will_3rd]

A friend of mine usually swaps between.

Walking talking Steven Hawking

or

Steven Hawking's football boots

 

[Nitefly]

In freshers week, our team won the hall quiz, hooray!

So the second time around, our team name was:

"You can all suck V -Blocks enourmous prize winning ****"

We wern't very popular, but it was worth it

 

[semi-pro waster]

"Louise Woodward and the Baby Shakers"

In a similarly wrong vein - "Madeleine McCann search parties night off". Might still be too soon though for that sort of name so only use if you want to be gratuitiously offensive.

 

[Stinky]

Phesant Pluckers is always a winner when its said wrong

 

[Scuzi]

"And the winner is..."

 

[feelintherage]

Definitely in poor taste, especially after his recent death - "Jeremy Beadles got a small **** but on the other hand it's massive".

a similar one i heard for a team name was


Watch out Beadles not about

lol sorry couldnt help it and another favorite is Homeless abuse a gentlemans sport

 

[NickK]

Unpronounceable ones are good:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turipukaka ­pikimaunga ­horo­nuku­pokaiwhenua­kitana­tahu

Krung-thep-maha-nakorn-boworn-ratana-kosin-mahintar-ayudhya-amaha-dilok-pop-nopa-ratana-rajthani-burirom-udom-rajniwes-mahasat-arn-amorn-pimarn-avatar-satit-sakattiya-visanukam.

Krung­thep­maha­nakorn­amorn­ratana­kosin­mahintar­ayutthay­amaha­dilok­phop­noppa­ratrajathani­burirom­udom­rajaniwes­mahasat­harn­amorn­phimarn­avatarn­sathit­sakkattiya­visanukamprasit.

 

[Hate]

Crouching woman, hidden cucumber.

 

[lee32uk]

http://www.pubquizhelp.34sp.com/misc/teamname.html