Soldato
Only the milk goes back into the fridge in this household.
Only the milk goes back into the fridge in this household.
the funniest morning blunder that comes to mind
was late for work and rushing around the bathroom brushing teeth etc
reached for my Sure antiperspirant, but picked up Gillette shaving gel by mistake (both the same shaped can)
cue green gel in my armpits , had to have a second shower and be further late for work
right out of red dwarf itself.
I posted this story about a year ago in another thread but it deserves bringing up again it's that idiotic :O:
I woke up one the morning, stumbled downstairs then got myself in a dilemma between whether to have a glass of Coke or a coffee (sometimes I like a cold drink in the morning). In the heat of the moment I boiled the kettle, got a glass and a cup out, put milk and a scoop of coffee in the cup then went to get the milk out. Instead I came out the fridge with a 2L bottle of Coke, continued to pour said coke into my coffee and milk then put it back in the fridge. I then took the milk out and poured myself a glass of milk and then took a nice swig of my coke/coffee/milk mixture and proceeded to spit it allover the counter...
I had totally lost it