Quickest way to humanely kill a small fish ?

[Tombo]

Just hit it with a brick, can't see how being frozen alive can be any better.

 

[Shoseki]

Show it the stock market? Shock kills quickly...

EDIT Liquid nitrogren? That must be a fast death.

 

[PaulLambeth]

introduce new friend, Pete the piranha

No, then Pete may get the disease and it's much harder to humanely kill a piranha.

 

[theNude]

PIITB?

 

[beachBOYken]

i had a fish like that once , it was a goldfish and went really fat like it was going to explode , i just left it and a week later i found it floating in the pond

 

[PaulLambeth]

i had a fish like that once , it was a goldfish and went really fat like it was going to explode , i just left it and a week later i found it floating in the pond

... You just left it? No feeding?

 

[LeJosh]

Kill a fish instantly by pushing their eye in.

*edit*

I'm being totally serious.

 

[Sh3rlock]

Kill a fish instantly by pushing their eye in.

*edit*

I'm being totally serious.

Sounds graphic, id probably just flush it myself.

Whats happened with Mr. Fish ?

 

[LeJosh]

Oh ****, I thought it was for eating the fish once you just fished or something. You could cover it in a dish towel then poke it's eye or hammer.

 

[voodooGT]

Ignore all of above.

I have a fish keeping book which says, ice water is best way to euthanase a fish. Lots of Ice cubes and water, fish will just shut down, and will not feel anything?

 

[Shoseki]

Ignore all of above.

I have a fish keeping book which says, ice water is best way to euthanase a fish. Lots of Ice cubes and water, fish will just shut down, and will not feel anything?

Tapping on the glass? Shouting at it? Stress the fishy out!

 

[Solaris]

Drop it from the top of a very tall building?

 

[ramdor]

brick + hammer + wellies (to prevent splatter)

 

[V4NT0M]

lol fish