Quintessential ocuk'isms

Dj_Jestar said:
The arse roof was this car:

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that was bought by a member of this forum, known as Gazza2 or similar. (I'm unsure if that is him in that pic.) Gazza2, elated with his new toy, created a thread and posted plenty of pictures to show off his new car. Someone replied with "Why is there an arse on the roof?" and basically Gaz lost it and went mental, gave the trolls plenty of food and it went nuclear.

However it did take a sorry twist in that someone vandalised his car pretty badly (keyed every panel of the car) and Gazza2 posted it here and elsewhere in the hopes of finding the vandal. I doubt it was a member of this forum responsible for the vandalism, but some of the responses were pretty reprehensible none the less and, personally, I think it went too far.[/QUOTE]

Whoever vandalized that car is a total buttroof...sorry I mean butthead.
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It probably looked better post vandalism.

Also I feel that the portable sun needs to be re-ignited. :p
 
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This other one is giving me a headache... it was the equality pun that was a response to what men should/would do if women were to come onto them in a kind of topsy-turvy world, just like the cliche sleazy guy does to women in bars.

(From memory, so paraphrased)
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I'd throw my drink their face. They want equality? They can have it, the ****s.
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His real name is Rob, but I cannot for the life of me remember his forum name.

e: Oh what.. that word is now prohibited :( Waste product from metal forging.
 
There's a certain member who can't stop revealing themselves as a policeman by dropping into any police/crime thread and spelling police with a capital P.

Also, the acronym DSR gets thrown around this forum like no other! DSR this, DSR that. Shows how consumer-centric we all are when we acronymise bloody shopping legislation.
 
I had a t shirt made, though i don't think I ever got one :(

I'm pretty sure some of the boobed members here got one though.
 
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from http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17613071

we should do a new one of these. !!!!
 
Its not an Ocuk'ism, but my favorite thing ever on here was Broadbands photoshop thread.

It was just something of its time, it was brilliant.

Saving Private Broadband FFS!
 
Tesco periodically running out of banana trees (desk/room gallery).

Now having to prove all second hand purchases with a form of receipt, serial number and owner history, particularly on bikes! ;-)
 
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