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Yes, he may have been doing the Monkey thing. But he may just indeed have been hopping from foot to foot because he is exited or cold. I have just tried it myself (In the privacy of my own home with the curtains drawn and the lights out, just in case somebody passing by might be offended by my movements) And yes, his movements are entirely consistent with just being cold or exited.
You raised both your arms in a monkey like gesture and pursed your lips in an "oooo" way while pretending to be cold did you?
Dont forget you also have to be pretending to be raging at footballers whilst pretending to be cold.
Utter guff.