2003 to 2007 I used to work in couple of fancy restaurants. Met pretty much all of Man United and City players of the day, lot of ex-footballers and Corrie stars (not that I knew who they were but the girls always got excited). Graeme Souness was surprisingly nice, his wife not so much.Roy Keane and Nicky Butt were pretty miserable as well. Met Van Nisterlooy day before he was sold to Real Madrid.
Once had to escort Danny dyer out of a boozer when he started to kick off about not enough lemonade in his half a shandy.
Ronnie Corbet (He was definitely gay and had a gentleman with him)
Feek wins the thread.