Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[jp_bl_68]

I mostly read the TV guide on the throne.

 

[Muffin`]

You must be more pile than man by now.

I certainly feel lighter afterwards

 

[The Halk]

No, why would you sit on a cold, hard, uncomfortable seat while reading?

Go to the loo, do your business then get out.

Go somewhere cosy to read preferably with some hot tea and maybe something chocolately (make sure to bring wipes to avoid getting chocolate on your book)

How would you even have enough time to read on the loo, I know I certainly wouldn't get past 1 page unless I was constipated.

You lot are all weird.

I couldn't agree more. I'm on the toilet and back off again within two minutes.

I do take my electronic book into the bath with me though - but that's entirely different, the bath is a pleasant place to relax. The toilet is just a place to evacuate your bowels.

Why would people chose to defecate and then sit above it for half an hour for no good reason?

 

[Deluxe1]

You cant call yourself a real man if you dont do it.

 

[gumbald]

iThrone. Gotta check the sport and such.

 

[NiCkNaMe]

As much as possible.

I'm even so sad that if I do not have any reading material i'll grab a bottle o shampoo and have a ganders at the label.

There's just something appealing about it!

 

[Mobius 1]

yup, i do. its the only time where you actually get some piece and quiet!

 

[Wyrdo]

Sorry for the nasty subject

I've just been told I'm a disgusting male for reading while on the toilet.

Do you guys do this ? I guess this is a male thing !

Never, I'm in and out as quickly as possible - I don't have time to read.

 

[Bluraybunny]

I couldn't agree more. I'm on the toilet and back off again within two minutes.

Sorry I now have an image of a guy with a stopwatch timing himself

"Oh two minutes is up, I will have to stop"

 

[The Halk]

You cant call yourself a real man if you dont do it.

I don't do it, and I'm a real man.

Perhaps you can't call yourself a constipated man if you don't do it?

Or perhaps it's about hiding from problems? Can we say ...

You can't call yourself a constipated coward of you don't hide in the toilet for half an hour attempting to expel faeces.

 

[arknor]

Sorry for the nasty subject

I've just been told I'm a disgusting male for reading while on the toilet.

Do you guys do this ? I guess this is a male thing !

sometimes i eat a packet of cripsts on the throne

its my house , its my toilet , i clean my toilet , i know its clean , i sit on the toilet without using my hands i then open the crisp packet and beging to eat.

surely its just as hygenic as eating anywhere else within the house?

 

[Mr Gimp]

I don't know about you lot, but it feels wrong NOT having something to read when I'm on the throne. I usually end up reading the damned ingredients for whatever toilet cleaner/ air freshener is laying about if I'm caught short without something to read!

 

[NiCkNaMe]

I don't know about you lot, but it feels wrong NOT having something to read when I'm on the throne. I usually end up reading the damned ingredients for whatever toilet cleaner/ air freshener is laying about if I'm caught short without something to read!

haha - snap!

Actually, as a kid I used to make concoctions of random chemicals I could find in the bathtub whilst doing a poop. Never made anything interesting though

 

[Cosimo]

You cant call yourself a real man if you dont do it.

Oh yes you can.

 

[arknor]

I don't know about you lot, but it feels wrong NOT having something to read when I'm on the throne. I usually end up reading the damned ingredients for whatever toilet cleaner/ air freshener is laying about if I'm caught short without something to read!

i do that aswell! generally i save my poo until the missus goes in the bath or shower though so i have something nice to look at

 

[Voltar]

OcUK's Constipation Confession Thread




... and no I don't read on the loo.

 

[The Halk]

Have you tried these?

 

[Dutchman]

Don't spend ages on the loo but do love a read whilst busy, normally have pc,gadget or sky magazine
As for:

I couldn't agree more. I'm on the toilet and back off again within two minutes.

I do take my electronic book into the bath with me though - but that's entirely different, the bath is a pleasant place to relax. The toilet is just a place to evacuate your bowels.

Why would people chose to defecate and then sit above it for half an hour for no good reason?

Okay, half an hour is WAY too long on the throne, but this is pretty rich coming from a guy who would sit in warm water and stew in his own filth for half an hour?

 

[The Halk]

I put bleach in my bath.

 

[jp_bl_68]

sometimes i eat a packet of cripsts on the throne

its my house , its my toilet , i clean my toilet , i know its clean , i sit on the toilet without using my hands i then open the crisp packet and beging to eat.

surely its just as hygenic as eating anywhere else within the house?

Would it be possible to poop indefinitely if you just kept eating whilst on the toilet?