Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[Dr.EM]

I've never read on the throne, but I've never had any delays, either. In, drop, out and away. Job done.

this is about right for me too

 

[Dreadi]

Always.

 

[arknor]

Would it be possible to poop indefinitely if you just kept eating whilst on the toilet?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1581630/Woman-stuck-after-two-years-on-toilet.html

 

[buckeejit]

No, I’m never in there long enough.

 

[jp_bl_68]

After two years I'm surprised she hadn't turned inside out. But seriously, that has to be made up.

 

[gillywibble]

Toilet reading = piles.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

So wait, do you:

a) Go in, poop, then sit there reading for a good while before wiping your arse and flushing? That's vile and stinky.

b) Go in, poop, wipe and flush and then settle back down for a bit of reading? If this is the case why don't you just go relax on the sofa or something instead of a hard toilet seat?

I don't get it.

 

[The Halk]

So wait, do you:

a) Go in, poop, then sit there reading for a good while before wiping your arse and flushing? That's vile and stinky.

b) Go in, poop, wipe and flush and then settle back down for a bit of reading? If this is the case why don't you just go relax on the sofa or something instead of a hard toilet seat?

I don't get it.

There's an option c

c) Go in, struggle, struggle, grunt, sweat, strain, struggle, struggle, wipe and leave.

If it's that.... go see a doctor.

 

[jp_bl_68]

You read as you poop. When you get to an appropriate place to stop reading then you wipe, flush and leave.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

You read as you poop. When you get to an appropriate place to stop reading then you wipe, flush and leave.

You need more fibre, I would get about 1/4 of a page read before I was done.

So basically, anyone that reads on the toilet has a rubbish diet?

 

[sachinbadiani]

I read and I also surf the web or play games on my ipod touch.

I'm just about to go too.....

 

[Bluraybunny]

So wait, do you:

a) Go in, poop, then sit there reading for a good while before wiping your arse and flushing? That's vile and stinky.

b) Go in, poop, wipe and flush and then settle back down for a bit of reading? If this is the case why don't you just go relax on the sofa or something instead of a hard toilet seat?

I don't get it.

I don't go in with a plan, I go with the flow.

 

[Quint]

I read my monthly empire mag on the bog.
Any books I'm reading.
iPhone games...thats what they are really to me, toilet games to pass the time...that and recording farts to txt to mates

 

[Burnsy2023]

This is the reason I was so upset when Microsoft cancelled UK technet magazine. That was my throne read of choice

 

[MrKeeno]

I once called for a mate and was told by his mum to head on up to his room. As I was heading up the stairs out pops my mate from the toilet holding a laptop. I looked at him with a puzzled expression when he told me he had been in reading the news while on the throne

I still don't believe him

 

[Bluraybunny]

This is the reason I was so upset when Microsoft cancelled UK technet magazine. That was my throne read of choice

Its official, reading on the throne is Don approved !

 

[jp_bl_68]

I get plenty of fibre (4/5 portions of fresh fruit & veg and about 5/6 Weetabix everyday). Sometimes you just have a gargantuan turd that takes some time to pass. Maybe you don't read as quickly as some of the other people in this thread.

 

[Burnsy2023]

I once called for a mate and was told by his mum to head on up to his room. As I was heading up the stairs out pops my mate from the toilet holding a lap top. I looked at him with a puzzled expression when he told me he had been in reading the news while on the throne

I still don't believe him

I've watched iPlayer on the bog before...

 

[The Halk]

You read as you poop. When you get to an appropriate place to stop reading then you wipe, flush and leave.

The appropriate place would be the end of the sentence you started when you commenced the evacuation?

I just went to the toilet there. I have a smartguide thing for my toothbrush. It has a timer on it, so I turned on the toothbrush to start the timer. I did my business, wiped, flushed, and looked at the timer - 0:42, then I washed my hands and turned off the toothbrush - 1:31. It took me longer to wash my hands than the entire explusion. I reckon I could have read at most a paragraph.

Go see a doctor, you're not well!

 

[Glaucus]

Why would you read on he throne and how much can you read in 1 minute. It's not comfortable or pleasant. Get in there and get out again.