Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[Duke]

In and out within a few mins so no point.

 

[DragonWoLf]

I just take my blackberry, surf the net while listening to some tunes

 

[snowdog]

20-40 mins...

I always took something with me like books, then a lappy, now my N97...
Also, I have the habit of not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, and I always have to be naked to take a dump... Feels awkward if I have clothes on and always fear they are too long and will become dirty .

each day

???

Who said people sat on the throne every day, once per 2 days at most, usually once per 3 days... Sometimes once in 4 days.

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

I think some of you have major problems.
Here is a guide -

 

[snowdog]

Type 3 is the best, not hard to pass but also not so soft that wiping takes ages, type 3 usually requires next to no wiping . Hate type 4-7 as it's so dirty and takes ages to wipe it clean, 10+ wipes of wet and dry toilet paper ( eg. 1 wet one dry one wet 1 dry).

 

[Bluraybunny]

I bet your the same type of person that looks at it before you flush - admit it!

Your suppose to.....blood in it could indicate early bowel cancer

 

[jp_bl_68]

I've spent most of the day talking about poo on an internet forum with people I don't know. I should be depressed.

 

[yer_averagejoe]

don't do it so much anymore. When i was a kid i used to ready whole books on the toilet. sometimes over 2 hours. I even fell asleep quite often while reading!

edit, just saw the chart. while type 3 is definetly the easiest and healthiest, i think type 2 is the most satisfying to pass. You get one of those bad boys out in the morning and you're good till the next morning.

 

[RickST]

I have a book of very short stories which i read, rock one out in about 10mins

 

[mangobreeder]

woah hang on , people read other thing ont he throne apart from the Argos Catalogue?

 

[Fuzz]

No, why would you sit on a cold, hard, uncomfortable seat while reading?

Go to the loo, do your business then get out.

Go somewhere cosy to read preferably with some hot tea and maybe something chocolately (make sure to bring wipes to avoid getting chocolate on your book)

How would you even have enough time to read on the loo, I know I certainly wouldn't get past 1 page unless I was constipated.

You lot are all weird.

This to be honest. !

My bosses are the opposite, they are in there 20 minutes or so. How can you take a **** for 20 minutes!!

 

[Fuzz]

Due to self inflicted bowel problems in the 80s

You bent over to get the soap didn't you!!

 

[I get around]

It varies, sometimes a dump falls out and takes a couple of minutes.
Sometimes you need to take your time over it.

I usually text someone or use my laptop if i'm going for a long one.

 

[RetiredGreyFox]

You bent over to get the soap didn't you!!

Wish it was that simple - between 85/88 I was anorexic/bulemic and ruined my bowels.
I nearly had a colostomy.

 

[memyselfandi]

Disgusting tbh. I go in, do my business, then come out and get back to whatever I was doing.

Agree 100%

If people are spending ages on the loo then maybe they should consider the content of their diet ...

 

[Swordfish]

Do it all the time. One of my mates (forum member here who shall remain nameles) takes his laptop in with him.

 

[dangerstat]

Do it all the time. One of my mates (forum member here who shall remain nameles) takes his laptop in with him.

Question [1] are the keys a slightly off white color?
Question [2] Would you ever borrow that laptop from him

 

[Hequn]

I too feel lost if I don't take my PSP to the loo or the bath sometimes.

I feel weird if I don't have something to read, if there's nothing about i.e. paper, magazine, etc. I'll check news sites on my phone lol.

 

[arc@css]

Tend not to read but speak out loud about what my next rig will consist of

 

[toon_mad]

god, feel sorry for the suckers who sit for 45mins