Poll: Reading while on the 'Throne'...

[Hequn]

20 mins is about my limit. make sure i've delivered all the packages. haha

 

[toon_mad]

It totally depends on the consistency of said feces. If it's a one wipe wonder, where you it comes out in one big lump and leaves no leftover residue then i'm in there for a matter or minutes. But if it's a beer poo for example I could be in there for easily 30minutes+.

made me ***s myself laughing

 

[blix]

I'm in and out like the SAS.

As Blain would say, "I aint got time to read." >:|

 

[apeZ]

To the 8 people who put 45+ minutes... how?

Max for me would be 5 mins. I usually just sit on, push hard, and its all out. Wipe, wash and spray. Done.

 

['Wes]

Wtf?

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

Jesus, what the hell do some of you people eat?
Never has it taken longer than 5 minutes for me.
Reading is most definitely not on the agenda...

 

[Russinating]

I deposit my faeces and then leave.

 

[Simi]

It's the only place I get any peace in our house!
I subscribe to PCFormat for toilet reading material. Sometimes I'll take a book in there too.

 

[Deathwish]

It's the best place to get some quiet time. Also I wish Microsoft still did TechNet mag as that was useful at work

 

[CliffyBiro]

No, I’m never in there long enough.

 

[shauncr91]

At home: <5mins
At work?: 10-15mins

 

[meghatronic]

If I spend longer than 2 mins on the 'Throne', something is very wrong with my bowels that day.

 

[CliffyBiro]

At home: <5mins
At work?: 10-15mins

I have news for you.


Your work colleagues all think you masturbate in the toilets.

 

[meghatronic]

I have news for you.


Your work colleagues all think you masturbate in the toilets.

For 15 minutes?

 

[CliffyBiro]

For 15 minutes?

OK. Twice.

 

[MeatLoaf]

If im not reading im usually on facebook on my mobile

 

[Pestilence]

Used to, but don't anymore as I'd find myself spending 30 odd minutes reading more articles or "just getting to the next chapter" even though I'd finished.

Now, it's get in, job done, get out.

 

[oldbag]

I am reading "the stand" when on the bog, however I've been reading this for about 6 months and the end is not in site! Maybe I should read it outside the loo too....

 

[Souness]

i do not want to sit on the bog any longer than i have to

although my bricks do have an annoying habit of snapping off just before the end, leaving a little piece that just isn't heavy enough to fall on it's own accord, and isn't long enough that i can push with the full force of my rectum. it just kinda hangs there until i admit defeat and try to pull the nugget out with by bare hands. I do not read but maybe I should to see if I can wait these little suckers out

 

[Nix]

I sit on the throne as long as I need to. If it's a quick visit, then I'm simply in and out. If I'm in there for a little longer I usually read a chapter or so of whatever book I happen to be reading.