Red Dwarf

^ was a load of guff that, apparently they (the binmen) made the story up for publicity or some crap.

I love Legion episode me, where Krytens trying to knock Rimmer oot, 'perhaps if i catch you unawheres', and he keeps belting him with that pipe, and nodnoL, the fabulous reverse brothers. :D
 
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really do hope they make a special although i`m not going to get my hopes up

anyway heres a few of my fave quotes


Rimmer: Step up to red alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb



Rimmer: Maybe if they're aliens, they'll have more advanced technology than us-
Lister: Rimmer, the Albanian State washing machine company has more advanced technology than us



Death Apocalypse: We're gonna cut you up so fine the worms won't even have to chew.
Rimmer: You can't frighten me! I'm a coward! I'm always scared!



Rimmer: As Prisoners of War, I invoke the All-Nation's Agreement: Article Number 39436175880932/B
Kryten: 39436175880932/B? "All nations attending the confrence are only allocated one parking space?" Is that entirely relevant sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger, and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing 2 cars!



Cat: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Kryten: But, sir, we lost Mr. Rimmer, sir.
Cat: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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omg, omg, omg this would the most awesome thing ever if they brought it back. Provided its like the earlier seasons and not some of the stuff that was in the later ones, but either way more red dwarf is :D.
 
orderoftheflame said:
Seriously?
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Honestly.
I booked him for a graduation and he spent all evening with me.
He bought me a couple of pints and he started talking.
I also asked him about Angelina Jolie but he said he never met her:eek:
He practised with an actress, went onto the set, wham bam, goodbye.
He also told me he was in very regular contact with Craig & Robert.

I also told him I had 9 Red Dwarf DVD's and he said there were only 8.
I sent him the 9th in the post.
 
dmpoole said:
Honestly.
I booked him for a graduation and he spent all evening with me.
He bought me a couple of pints and he started talking.
I also asked him about Angelina Jolie but he said he never met her:eek:
He practised with an actress, went onto the set, wham bam, goodbye.
He also told me he was in very regular contact with Craig & Robert.

I also told him I had 9 Red Dwarf DVD's and he said there were only 8.
I sent him the 9th in the post.
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I don't suppose you're free to organise my graduation are you? :p

Sounds awesome.

Burnsy
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I don't suppose you're free to organise my graduation are you? :p

Sounds awesome.

Burnsy
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He cost £3000 + vat and we got him for half price:eek:
The best thing was that none of the 25 students knew who he was but all the parents did.
I gave him loads of data and he went to his hotel room and wrote a 20 minute sketch.
He came on with his Brittas character and had everybody in the room laughing.
He then did 5 minutes from his Spitting Image days and helped give out the prizes/certificates.
 
dmpoole said:
He cost £3000 + vat and we got him for half price:eek:
The best thing was that none of the 25 students knew who he was but all the parents did.
I gave him loads of data and he went to his hotel room and wrote a 20 minute sketch.
He came on with his Brittas character and had everybody in the room laughing.
He then did 5 minutes from his Spitting Image days and helped give out the prizes/certificates.
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Such a talented guy, shame he's not on TV anymore.


Have to be optimistic about anymore red dwarf, if they can do Dr Who again well, then they can look at what was best about RD and recapture that magic.

Fingers well and truly crossed.


Go for it BBC - better dead than smeg :D
 
melbourne720 said:
Such a talented guy, shame he's not on TV anymore.


Have to be optimistic about anymore red dwarf, if they can do Dr Who again well, then they can look at what was best about RD and recapture that magic.

Fingers well and truly crossed.


Go for it BBC - better dead than smeg :D
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He still does Documentaries iirc. Last one I seen was Big Machines or something like that on the Discovery channel.
 
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