KRYTEN: There is no need for alarm, sir. If there were any dangerous viral strains in the atmosphere, the Psi-scan would have picked them up by now.
*KRYTEN shows them the scanner and then hits it on the side and shakes it a bit*
KRYTEN: Hmmm, it's never done that before.
*He turns away, wrestling with the device*
KRYTEN: Blasted stupid cheap damn stupid Martian power packs.
*He throws a spent battery over one shoulder and inserts another*
CAT: So what's the news?
KRYTEN: Well, if I could just beg your indulgence for a few seconds more, sir, the old 345 takes a little time to warm up...
*He gives it another shake*
Still, it out-performs the 346 in 8 out of 9 bench tests. A small wonder, then, that it secured "Psi-scan of the Year, Best Budget Model" three years running. Now here are the results. And we're going to ... live.
LISTER: *Sigh* We're a real Mickey Mouse operation aren't we?
CAT: Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Betty Boop!