Poll: RED DWARF

Do you like the new Red Dwarf on Dave?

  • Yes

    Votes: 119 30.6%

  • No

    Votes: 161 41.4%

  • Not sure

    Votes: 109 28.0%
  • Total voters
    389
  • Poll closed .
Cat: Am I the only sane one here? Why don't we drop the defensive shields?

Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One, we don't have any defensive shields, and two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one it was worth mentioning twice.

Cat: Good point; well made

:D
 
Cat: I've got it! We'll laser our way through!

Kryten: An excellent suggestion sir with just two minor drawbacks, 1. We don't have a power source for the lasers and 2. We don't have any lasers.
 
Holly: Name me a game.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: It can be anything. Any game at all.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: Draughts, poker, any game at all.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: Subbuteo, Snakes and Ladders, you name it.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: Monopoly, maybe? I'll let you go first.
Queeg: *Chess*.
Holly: So you like a bit of chess then, do you?
 
strumpusplunket said:
Holly: Name me a game.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: It can be anything. Any game at all.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: Draughts, poker, any game at all.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: Subbuteo, Snakes and Ladders, you name it.
Queeg: Chess.
Holly: Monopoly, maybe? I'll let you go first.
Queeg: *Chess*.
Holly: So you like a bit of chess then, do you?
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:D

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SimonC said:
lmao, I love that line.

"I'm fine thank you susan."
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That one is great :D

LISTER: Look, they're only interior doors. They're only a light alloy.
Maybe we could get through them if we use a battering ram. All we need
is something, say, I dunno, six foot long, fairly sturdy, with a flat
top.

*They all stare at Kryten* :D
 
Rimmer: "I used to be in the Samaritans."

Lister: "I know. For one morning."

Rimmer: "I couldn't take any more."

Lister: "I don't blame you. You spoke to five people and they all committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number! He only phoned up for the cricket scores!"
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One of my favourites..
 
Damien. said:
I hope they do bring out a new series.

Best scene ever;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRzNuIvpMUc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXKlC8ph7mM&feature=related
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Incorrect - The whole episode is one of the best, but the quality of banter between Lister and Rimmer in Marooned is absolutely fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHLZ...3D05C110&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33

"you lost your virginity when you were twelve? Twelve? You can't have been a full member of the golf club then"

Compare and contrast the funniest part of BTE, which was Lister making Rimmer hit his crotch against a desk :rolleyes:
 
Just watched all 3 and yeah dont think I found any lines/scenes funny? Just felt like a longed out drama !

Plenty of things missing dunno if it was that 90s audience not laughing or just they didnt feel in there charactors with the right dialogue.

They shoulda just made an open source sorta episode get the producers/writers too accept emails/one liners they could used on the show or something !

Hopefully these 3 parters do well on the DVD sales or dave channel and then they can perhaps put together a super high quality straight too DVD Red dwarf Movie just packed with funny lines/moments old skool style :)
 
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