You have to bribe your wife for it?
Nah, but I'd be hacked off it that were the one night she decided she wasn't in the mood.
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Nah, but I'd be hacked off it that were the one night she decided she wasn't in the mood.
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Me: Would you like to play the rape game?
Her: No.
Me: That's the spirit.
Her: No.
Me: That's the spirit.
Not at all. They're screaming. Where's my money, my car keys, my TV, my sofa etc etc etc.
I love Valentines day.
i didn't mean her sticking things in your one way street
Ah, that's where i got confused
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i didn't mean her sticking things in your one way street
You mean you don't like a woman chasing you round the bed with a strap-on? I thought everybody did...
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i never said my one was a one wayer
and anyway, is you don't like doing a woman up the chuff you're a gayer tbh
As my partner will be having a baby anytime know, as her due date is the 8th Feb, I think that would class as a valentines present. Frustrating thing at the moment is false labour, i think the baby is as stubborn as me
I think about buying the benq 12 Mp camera as a valentines present, take some piccies of the big day.
I think about buying the benq 12 Mp camera as a valentines present, take some piccies of the big day.
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Im considering getting mine some Led bulbs
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I'm having trouble parsing that. Could you rephrase please?
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Saving £700 a month in electricity would be a very nice Valentines Day present...
Sorry, I don't speak common, what are you trying to say?
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sounds like he's speaking chav, it's up the "duff" not up the "chuff" unless it's new teenage slang.
sounds like he's speaking chav, it's up the "duff" not up the "chuff" unless it's new teenage slang.
"Up the duff" and "up the chuff" mean quite different things
my misses is up the "beef curtains" lolz