Also, don't be getting all up in our **** if you're in a death sentence and will be doing romantic things. Nobody cares how boring your life is.

Nice dinner and a kinky night in a city hotel with a gorgeous girl or chasing some totally cut slags on the verge of vomiting with the hope of a smelly kiss or an alleyway quickie.
Yeah, totally sounds like my life is boring![]()

rear entry beckons![]()
I've already got my self a lady, though it's the 'time of the month' that week![]()

Speak for yourselfYou have to go out of this country to find a decent women these days.
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I've already got my self a lady, though it's the 'time of the month' that week![]()

I've already got my self a lady, though it's the 'time of the month' that week![]()

My wife and I are taking the Westfield to a track day on valentines day (her suggestion).
Sounds as boring as ****, wish I was single again![]()

You have to go out of this country to find a decent women these days.
You have to go out of this country to find a decent women these days.
You have to go out of this country to find a decent women these days.

Having spent a fair wedge on fancy undies for the mrs I'd better be getting some.

No chance!

You have to bribe your wife for it?![]()