Religious Help!

cleanbluesky · 1 May 2007 at 11:53

iCraig said:
What was Jesus' surname?

His full name was Jesus H Christ

iCraig · 1 May 2007 at 11:54

What was his middlename?

Don't say Haitch.

cleanbluesky · 1 May 2007 at 11:54

iCraig said:
What was his middlename?

Don't say Haitch.

Jesus "H from Steps" Christ

RDM · 1 May 2007 at 11:57

iCraig said:
What was his middlename?

Don't say Haitch.

Pretty sure it was Horatio...

SiriusB · 1 May 2007 at 11:59

Hammertime

iCraig · 1 May 2007 at 12:00

RDM said:
Pretty sure it was Horatio...

Is that pronounced like whore-ratio?

@if ®afiq · 1 May 2007 at 12:00

cleanbluesky said:
I suppose we're lucky you didn't put a fatwah on his ass, really

Only time will tell....

Yas786 · 1 May 2007 at 12:02

Balddog said:
hmm...

Hmm indeed, i call BS on this...but if it is true then follow Atifs instructions and make sure you go down the yellow brick road

...its the only way to be sure

...good luck in your journey though.

Anyone who takes this post seriously needs to be shot repeatedly in the head for good measure

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cleanbluesky · 1 May 2007 at 12:05

@if ®afiq said:
Only time will tell....

Don't hold back, Allah doesn't like cowards

Beren · 1 May 2007 at 12:08

iCraig said:
What was Jesus' surname?

Hmmm probably should have said OP's questions on the theory he might ask something vaguely sensible.

Jesus of Nazereth or Jesus the Nazarene

Beren · 1 May 2007 at 12:09

Spawn said:
Hmm indeed, i call BS on this...but if it is true then follow Atifs instructions and make sure you go down the yellow brick road...its the only way to be sure...good luck in your journey though.

Anyone who takes this post seriously needs to be shot repeatedly in the head for good measure.

Yours or the OP's

VIRII · 1 May 2007 at 12:09

Spawn said:
Hmm indeed, i call BS on this...but if it is true then follow Atifs instructions and make sure you go down the yellow brick road...its the only way to be sure...good luck in your journey though.

Anyone who takes this post seriously needs to be shot repeatedly in the head for good measure.

What makes you think it is BS?
Would you think it was BS if he was posting re a conversion to Islam?

His post count makes me wonder if it is serious but does anything else there appear odd to you?

Visage · 1 May 2007 at 12:12

cleanbluesky said:
I suppose we're lucky you didn't put a fatwah on his ass, really

He could fatwah him in the FACE.

iCraig · 1 May 2007 at 12:13

Beren said:
Jesus of Nazereth or Jesus the Nazarene

Wasn't that where he lived though?... and isn't Nazarene definition of Christian creed?

That would make me, Craig of Wolverhampton and Craig the agnostic.

But my surname is still different?

Did he have Mary's surname?

cleanbluesky · 1 May 2007 at 12:15

Visage said:
He could fatwah him in the FACE.

He could Serve his ass... It would be On!

Visage · 1 May 2007 at 12:18

cleanbluesky said:
He could Serve his ass... It would be On!

Oh, its most definately On....without a doubt.

Zip · 1 May 2007 at 12:18

DuffMan said:
Hey all, i am recently experiancing some very religious problems. I am a Muslim since birth, gone to mosque since the age of 5 all the way to 14 where i finished the Quran and all the other books and then left, and it has just hit me, I was at the mosque for all those years just waiting to leave and after i did i did not read the prayers even once a day, as i didn't believe in what the book said and all the rules and regulations you had to do. I have read the bible and i feel more close to that book more than i do to the Quran. How do i convert myself to the christian belief?

Im Christian and the people at the church should welcome you with open arms

Just walk and and tell the priest/pastor what you are feeling and going through and have a convosation with him.
IMO i think you should try a Penticosal church like AOG, they seem to be more open and will help you when you need it. (im not pimping my own church)
Give that a try and see how you like it.
And start going to a few of there church services

And well all you knobs that are just here saying how dumb Religeon is and how fake it is and how it causes all sorts of troubles just **** off, he asked how he convert to Christianity, He didnt ask for your opinions on what you think of religeon.

Majago · 1 May 2007 at 12:20

iCraig said:
Wasn't that where he lived though?... and isn't Nazarene definition of Christian creed?

That would make me, Craig of Wolverhampton and Craig the agnostic.

But my surname is still different?

Did he have Mary's surname?

I'd always thought that Jesus the Nazarene was another way of phrasing the first; e.g. I'd be Matt of Devon and Matt the Devonian. Could be wrong here though.

DuffMan · 1 May 2007 at 12:25

Zip said:
Im Christian and the people at the church should welcome you with open arms

Just walk and and tell the priest/pastor what you are feeling and going through and have a convosation with him.
IMO i think you should try a Penticosal church like AOG, they seem to be more open and will help you when you need it. (im not pimping my own church)
Give that a try and see how you like it.
And start going to a few of there church services

And well all you knobs that are just here saying how dumb Religeon is and how fake it is and how it causes all sorts of troubles just **** off, he asked how he convert to Christianity, He didnt ask for your opinions on what you think of religeon.

Thank You. Could you please give me an insight on what would happen in the conversian? By the way i am entirely serious about this.

Yas786 · 1 May 2007 at 12:26

Beren said:
Yours or the OP's

The OP's of course

but hey if thats how he feels then good luck to him.

So please follow me while i repeatedly take a shotgun and pump your head full of bullets..perhaps then you will realise that my post was in jest

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Virii said:
What makes you think it is BS?
Would you think it was BS if he was posting re a conversion to Islam?

His post count makes me wonder if it is serious but does anything else there appear odd to you?

I dont know tbh, just the way he said i suppose...like i said earlier that if is serious about it then good luck to him. Theres not much difference between christianity and Islam if you take them literally etc..we both believe in one god but the major difference being is that islam doesnt believe that Jesus was God's son.
Perhaps im getting cynical but to me it seems like anything to do with islam in this forum always has a sinister meaning or side to it. But then like i said maybe im being cynical...who knows whats true and whats not...as the saying goes...on the intarnet you can be anyone you like or pretend to be etc etc.